Raiders of the Lost Sandwich

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"Raiders of the Lost Sandwich"
WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 453
2011
Original Upload date January 20, 2011
Running time 0:01:16
Intro Wheezy beard intro
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Featured Clones
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Transcript

[slides in/singing rug]
Hey beardlovers. Welcome to the new Wheezy Waiter video. This is the new Wheezy Waiter video, I promise you. You don't believe me? What? Why don't you believe me? Why don't you believe that this is the new Wheezy Waiter video? WHY DON'T YOU BELIEVE ME? I PROMISE YOU! I PROMISE YOU THIS IS THE NEW WHEEZY WAITER VIDEO! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? OH MY GOD! YOU'RE A HORRIBLE FRIEND! A FRIENDSHIP IS BASED ON TRUST! IF THIS ISN'T THE NEW WHEEZY WAITER VIDEO, MAY SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAPPEN RIGHT NOW!
[Clone in the kitchen:] I quit! [jumps into the alligator pit]
THAT'S NOT TERRIBLE! I PROMISE! THIS IS THE NEW WHEE... Wait [leans forward, leans back with a sign in his hand] Who put the "No" sign there? I'm embarrassed. [Craig's face turns red. Really red.]
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
Alright, let's get this video over with quick because I'm looking forward to eating this delicious sandwich! [raises a plate. It's empty. puts the plate down.] There was no sandwich on that plate, was there? Clone? [A clone enters in the background] Did you take my sandwich?
[Clone:] No. I've been doing chores.
Do I believe him? [An annotation pops up that says BELIEVE HIM]
Or should I send him to the alligator pit for lying? [An annotation pops up that says ALLIGATOR PIT]
Which one? What should I do? Make a decision. You better choose or I'm going to starve to death. Hurry up and choose. You have three seconds. 3... 2... 1. Uh oh.
[Title on screen: 2 weeks later.]
[Craig is dead in his chair. A title on screen reads: CRAIG STARVED TO DEATH.]
[Titles on the screen: YOU LOSE and TRY AGAIN]

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Recurring elements

singing rug, beardlovers, clone, alligator pit, turning red from embarrassment, interactive video

External links

Raiders of the Lost Sandwich on YouTube