|Original Upload date||September 11, 2009|
|Intro||Wheezy beard intro|
|Wink submitted by||Laura and Sophie|
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
[slides in/singing rug] [Background is very different. Camera is now facing the kitchen door instead of the windows, and there's a bed behind Craig.]
Rites of passage. A rite of passage or rop, as it is never referred to, is a ritual marking a change in a person's social status. Some notable rites of passage in my life are my first day of school, the day I learned how to ride a two-wheel bicycle... I'm still working on that one. [Clip of an older video with Craig miming riding a bike. Title over clip: "6 months ago, peddling with my arms, WTF?"], the day my parents bought me a Nintendo, and my first beard. Which is also the day I was born.
Now you may be asking yourself two questions. One. Hey, Wheezy Waiter, why the *ding* do you keep talking about rites of passage? And two. What the *ding* is up with the new background? And possibly a third question. Why does he keep speculating on what I'm asking myself? He's a jerk.
Well, I can answer the first two questions very easily. The third question involving my jerkiness is a little more difficult and I'm working on that with my psychiatrist.
I just went through the most important rite of passage in my life so far. That is, the switch from the twin bed [picture of Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen] to the double [same picture]. Oh man, you should have been at the ritual. There was balloons, drinking... lots of drinking... and... umm... yeah.
Due to this switch, I had to rearrange my room and change the angle of which my camera is facing.
Of which? At which? Behind which? Sandwich?
Due to this switch, I had to change the angle sandwich my camera is facing. Many of you may miss my old background. And many of you might say, Who gives a *shirt*? You guys swear a lot. Just sayin'. You might want to work on that.
To those of you who don't care, that's good. We're done here. You can go. Go. Go on. You gone? Are they gone? Good. I hate those guys.
The bed switch is a very important rite of passage to me, and I'm glad it's just me talking to you, the ones who care about it. Especially you. You're my favorite subscriber.
To those of you concerned about the new background, yes, we are gonna miss some things, and that blows hard. But it does offer new opportunities. Like bed jumping. [A clone jumps up and down on the bed.] And a longer depth way back in the kitchen. [Another clone waves from the kitchen.]
[Kitchen clone:] Hey-o!
[Clone on bed stops jumping.]
There. Even though it's way too premature to judge, since I haven't even uploaded the video yet, judging by your silence I'm glad I put all your concerns to rest. Now, can I have some winks cousin Laura and Sophie?
[Two winkers wink (ding) (ding)]
[wheezywaiter.com youtube.com/wheezywaiter outro]
Next rite of passage to look forward to - moving to the suburbs and buying a suv as it is never referred to.
The clip of Craig miming riding a bike is from his video Scars.
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