Quiet Takeover

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"Quiet Takeover"
WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 665
Original Upload date July 12, 2012
Running time 0:03:51
Intro Wheezy beard intro
Wink submitted by hectoralindsay
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Transcript (in progress)

- Hellooooooooo.... I can't do it. You ran over my feet when we moved in.
- This is why I wear shoes when I do this.
- Hellooooo.
- Are you deaf? We're not doing it anymore.
- Good. I have to pee.
Wheezy Waiter
Hey beardlovers. That intro took me like an hour.
I had to plan it out, make the clones, coordinate the timing with the clones, assign notes to the clones, and then execute
the clones in the alligator pit when we were done.
But it failed. So naturally
I quit!
No, you don't quit when you fail. You learn from your mistakes. I learned to not do something like that.
But I'm not gonna quit life. I'm still gonna make this video. I learned from my mistake. Just like I learned earlier today that I can't eat a hot dog with my ear. But it does season it in an interesting way. Mmm. Interesting.
And gross.
Learn from your mistakes. Moral of video complete.
We may have moraled too early. How about another example? Also earlier today I learned it was a bad idea to jumpkick my bookshelf.
Aaaugh! Ankle! Augh!
I lied. That wasn't earlier today. That was right now. Owww! How am I gonna finish this video? Clones, help! Someone's gotta finish this vid... Oh that's right. I killed my clones. Oh man. Augh!
I wish I could hear a clone approaching me saying that he would help but there aren't any. They're all dead.
I'm just gonna crawl over here behind the couch and wallow in my pain.
Wow, this couch is really new.
Hey quiet creatures.
It's me, Quiet Clone.
I'm yelling at the top of my lungs right now because I'm really excited to be doing the video blog.
I'm so excited I'm gonna do a Silence face. Also known as crickets face.
Maybe I should have an intro. Here goes.
So yesterday Wheezy Waiter talked to you about how to protect yourself from the sun and the intense heat. That might've been the wrong way to go about it.
I don't mean to step on any toes but I think I have a better idea. We should talk about how to protect ourselves from the heat itself, not the sun.
Oh my god. Duh. It's obvious.
So here are ways to protect yourself from the heat. Tip number one. Put a pillow in the freezer. And then lean on that pillow when you want sleepy times.
Oh no. Beard's too scruffy.
Tip number two. Trim the beard.
Bonus. Tears from the sadness of losing your beard hair can cool off your face.
There we go. My tears.
Tip three. Turn on a fan.
And now you'll never be warm again. In retrospect I probably should have done the fan last.
Wheezy Waiter
I hope you enjoyed my attempt at a video blog. I'm yelling at the top of my lungs so that you can hear me. I need to make a new outro.
- Hello, is this Wheezy Waiter?
- No, this is Quiet Clone.
- Quiet Clone? Quiet Clone, I was trying to do a prank call to Wheezy Waiter. This is Revenge Clone.
- Oh okay.
- I'm still held captive by the aliens. This is getting really boring. Hey, could you do me a favor? Could you put an annotation to my new unlisted podcast? I got another episode of Dearly Darell up.
Thanks, Quiet Clone. Did you put it up there?
Why did I even ask? I can't hear a word you're saying.
Anyway, I got some plans to escape this alien prison. I gotta go now. So goodbye. Hehehehe.
- Goodbye.
- Hehehe. Did you hang up yet? I'm just gonna sit here and laugh for a while. Hehehe. You should probably hang up now. Hehehehe. Ha. Strangers in the night. Am I still on the phone? Aaagh!
- I hate Revenge Clone.

Recurring elements

[Coming soon]

External links

Quiet Takeover on YouTube