Project for Awesome - Action Against Hunger

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"Project for Awesome - Action Against Hunger"
WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 221
2009
Original Upload date December 17, 2009
Running time 0:03:17
Intro Wheezy beard intro
Outro Sunglasses outro
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[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
Alright, let me tell you about the one thing that I hate. Besides cleaning my apartment or other work or the cold weather or being wrong or being embarrassed, being punched, stabbed, being sober, but only when I'm awake. Being awake, the status quo, the status later ... or earlier, the need for oxygen. Breathing gets so boring. Other people... Okay, I hate a lot of things.
But one thing I really hate is hunger. Or non-eaty as it is never referred to.
And there's a lot of non-eaty in the world, which is why the charity I'm donating to for Project for Awesome is [gets up. jumps and does some action moves like pointing and getting down on the ground with his legs in the air.] Action for Hunger. Against hunger, I mean.
Taking care of hunger, one action at a time.
That's not... that's not their tagline. I think they take, actually, multiple actions at the same time.
Action Against Hunger is an organization that battles hunger in many places all over the world, whether it's responding to emergencies or finding sustainable solutions to hunger or cooking me breakfast in the morning with an omelette and turkey bacon ... and I'll have my toast rye, please. Coffee, black. No cream. Don't want any cream.
Oh no, I read that wrong. It says they do scientific research to improve their tools and methodologies. I thought they cooked me breakfast. I'm... I'm really dumb.
If you follow the link in the doobly-doo, there's a lot of information. You better doobly-do it. If you doobly-don't, I'm gonna doobly-damage you... emotionally. It's probably not a good idea to threaten.
You're probably wondering why I'm helping battle hunger in the world when I mentioned earlier in this video that I hate people. Well, I only hate people that I know. And if I happen to know you and you're watching this video, just kidding! [smiles]
And some of you might be wondering what the Project for Awesome is. Well, the Project for Awesome was created by these people called the vlogbrothers, and it happens at the end of the year. The goal is to get as many people as possible in the YouTube community to create a video about a charity. And then have everyone put up the same thumbnail on that video. [holds up his thumb and the Project for Awesome thumbnail appears over it] Then get as many people to rate, comment, and favorite those videos so they shoot straight to the top. And then YouTube will be covered in charity.
Well, my version of YouTube will still be covered in cherry juice. I make a lot of Manhattans at my laptop. And my shaker is kinda leaky. Did I mention I hate cleaning?
Okay, so to recap, if you're interested, follow the link to Action Against Hunger to donate. Find other Project for Awesome videos on YouTube to rate, favorite, and comment, and help them shoot straight to the top. Make your own Project for Awesome video. And then finally make me breakfast with an omelette, turkey bacon, rye toast, black coffee. I don't want to do it! I don't want to touch that bacon. It's all greasy. And get it on my hands. And eggs are, like, chickens poop them out and it's gross. Thank you.
[Viewer-submitted wink (ding)] [Viewer-submitted wink (ding)] [Many winks (many dings)]
[Wheezy Waiter sunglasses outro]
[outtakes:]
Alright, let me tell you about the one thing that I hate. Besides cleaning. My stomach growled.

Recurring elements

Project for Awesome, doobly-doo, wink, outtakes

External links

Project for Awesome - Action Against Hunger on YouTube