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|Original Upload date||January 27, 2012|
[Craig talks in a high-pitched sped-up voice]
Hi wheezynewsers. There's a plethora of things I want to talk about in this video. One of them is that I'm talking low and slow and speeding it up later in the editing process. Another is that I say process [pronounces it proe-sess] instead of process when I'm talking low and slow, and it's because I think it sounds better.
Another thing I wanna talk about is I'm not putting up a video again today on my main channel. I am not gonna meet my goal again this week, and I think I'm gonna change my goals, because lately I've been more about quality instead of quantity. And so... there. I'm a failure, okay? I'm a failure! I'm such a failure! Ugh! I'm such a failure! Such a failure! Augggh!
I'm also gonna sway now. [starts swinging his chair from left to right while talking] For the rest of the video maybe.
So. Also, my band is in a poll for, uh, the best emerging artist in Chicago. If you could follow the link and vote for us, that would be great. It's in the doobly-doo.
Also, another thing. Um, t-shirts are still, uh, free shipping until the 30th, so there's that as well.
Hey, Chyna, how are you? [pans camera to couch where we see Chyna reading]
[Chyna:] I'm good.
[Craig:] Oh yeah?
[Craig:] Whatcha reading?
[Chyna:] The Fault in our Stars.
[Craig:] Oh. Who wrote that?
[Chyna:] Uh... this guy named John Green, who I'm sure none of you have ever heard of.
[Craig, still swaying in his chair, by the way:] I've heard of him. So there.
[Chyna:] Oh nice.
[Craig:] Mmm hmm. Hey, you wanna do jumping jacks with me?
[Craig:] Okay, let's do them.
[Craig and Chyna stand.]
[Craig:] I'm gonna sing a song while we jumping jack.
[They start doing jumping jacks.]
[Craig sings:] We are the champions, my friends. [Chyna stops the jumping jacks and goes to sit down] And we'll keep on... [stops singing as Chyna sits on the couch again] Oh. I guess we're done. [runs to the bathroom] I had to go the bathroom. [The bathroom door closes.]
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