Despite still thinking I'm a woman, Barack Obama left me a video comment today.
[Video of Obama campaign rally at University of New Hampshire. Hillary Clinton is standing beside him.]
[Obama:] She rocks. She rocks. That's the point I'm trying to make.
Someone oughtta tell that man that I have a penis.
[wheezywaiter dot com chips and salsa intro]
Hello beardlovers. It's June 27th.
Just so you know, I'm planning to post five new videos a week for the month of July. Why should you care? I dunno. But if you do care, I have a request. Between now and Tuesday, which is July 1st, I'd like you to post comments. I'd like to hear your ideas of what I should do in the next month. Whether you've commented before or not, I'd like to hear from you. Don't be afraid. You can give me good ideas, tell me I suck, you can tell me I'm great, you can give me a recipe, ask for relationship advice, leave a racist, homophobic or sexist comment. Don't leave a racist, homophobic or sexist comment. I'll probably delete it.
Remember there are no such thing as bad comments, just bad ideas.
The point is I just really like getting comments and I'm interested to hear the ideas that you come up with. And I promise I will meet every single one of your requests ... that I want to.
[Drinking a Jamba Juice] Mmmm. Jamba Juice with my favorite kind of boost. Vodka! [Holds up bottle of vodka]
So let's hear some ideas. All you gotta do is click on the comments below. There are log-in boxes down there but don't be scared. You don't have to log in. You can comment anonymously.
Now I just need to say goodbye to my friends and family. [sitting near the TV] Goodbye Nintendo Wii. [shot of the Nintendo Wii, which is sitting on top of a Playstation] That didn't take very long. Playstation and I aren't on speaking terms.
See you July 1st.
[wheezywaiter dot com outro]
Oh yeah, I forgot. You should send pictures or video of yourself winking. I may use them throughout the month. [Wheezy winks and dings a bunch of time and blinks and dings]
This is the first time that Wheezy solicits wink videos/pictures from viewers.
Wheezy's comment about Barack Obama still thinking Wheezy is a woman is a reference to his video Obampadour.
Please Comment (Not a Clever Title) on YouTube