[slides in/singing rug]
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
So a lot of you like the new HD. Aoitori365 writes [shows comment] It looks better in HD!
However, KingRoanMoore writes [show comment] CHANGES! I hate CHANGES! This is poopoo. And then he made this face. [Mimics this emoticon ;D ]
I'm so confused.
And r3tard3d3d writes [shows comment] I don't like HD. I can't see the background as much.
The background being out of focus had nothing to do with my new camera. Everybody knows what you think about is what goes in focus. I just wasn't thinking about it enough. Here we go. [Closes eyes and scrunches up face as if thinking. Background comes into focus. Craig goes out of focus.] Yep. Uh oh, I'm not thinking about me anymore. [An explosion happens on bookshelf. Some DVDs explode or fly off shelf. Craig dodges out of frame.] That's because I was thinking about explosions.
[looking back at his bookshelf] No! Not Pirates of the Caribbean! Johny Depp was so gorge... funny. Hilariously funny with laughter in that movie.
In explosive news, [shows article] Hubble discovers planet-eating star. The planet Wasp-12b is being eaten by its own sun.
[Focuses in on sun in graphic accompanying article:] You're delicious, Teddy. [Talks in another funny voice:] Thanks, sun. [Audience laughs. Craig smiles and points to audience.]
In other explosive news, [shows article] Will Facebook privacy fears TORPEDO a political hopeful? Chris Kelly was a one-time privacy czar at Facebook.
Privacy czar at Facebook? Uh oh. That's okay. He's probably not even thinking about Facebook anymore. [A picture of Kelly on his website fades into homepage for Facebook] What?
That's all I got for now. Shooting in HD is really time-consuming with loading and whatnot. I may have to reconsider shooting HD in every video. Or figure out a way to make reality standard definition.
[Viewer-submitted wink (ding)]
[Wheezy Waiter sunglasses outro]
I'm really thinking hard about myself. [Slides further away from camera so he's out of focus] Not so much anymore. Now I"m thinking about that pocket of air in front of the camera that you can't see. It's really in focus.
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