Planet-eating Star

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"Planet-eating Star"
WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 319
2010
Original Upload date May 26, 2010
Running time 0:01:41
Intro Wheezy beard intro
Outro sunglasses outro
Wink submitted by thecardboardboxfilm
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Transcript

[slides in/singing rug]
Heeeey EXPLOSION!
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
So a lot of you like the new HD. Aoitori365 writes [shows comment] It looks better in HD!
YES!
However, KingRoanMoore writes [show comment] CHANGES! I hate CHANGES! This is poopoo. And then he made this face. [Mimics this emoticon ;D ]
I'm so confused.
And r3tard3d3d writes [shows comment] I don't like HD. I can't see the background as much.
The background being out of focus had nothing to do with my new camera. Everybody knows what you think about is what goes in focus. I just wasn't thinking about it enough. Here we go. [Closes eyes and scrunches up face as if thinking. Background comes into focus. Craig goes out of focus.] Yep. Uh oh, I'm not thinking about me anymore. [An explosion happens on bookshelf. Some DVDs explode or fly off shelf. Craig dodges out of frame.] That's because I was thinking about explosions.
[looking back at his bookshelf] No! Not Pirates of the Caribbean! Johny Depp was so gorge... funny. Hilariously funny with laughter in that movie.
In explosive news, [shows article] Hubble discovers planet-eating star. The planet Wasp-12b is being eaten by its own sun. [Focuses in on sun in graphic accompanying article:] You're delicious, Teddy. [Talks in another funny voice:] Thanks, sun. [Audience laughs. Craig smiles and points to audience.]
In other explosive news, [shows article] Will Facebook privacy fears TORPEDO a political hopeful? Chris Kelly was a one-time privacy czar at Facebook.
Privacy czar at Facebook? Uh oh. That's okay. He's probably not even thinking about Facebook anymore. [A picture of Kelly on his website fades into homepage for Facebook] What?
That's all I got for now. Shooting in HD is really time-consuming with loading and whatnot. I may have to reconsider shooting HD in every video. Or figure out a way to make reality standard definition.
[Viewer-submitted wink (ding)]
[Wheezy Waiter sunglasses outro]
I'm really thinking hard about myself. [Slides further away from camera so he's out of focus] Not so much anymore. Now I"m thinking about that pocket of air in front of the camera that you can't see. It's really in focus.

Recurring elements

singing rug, Explosion Wednesday, comments, emoticon expression, headlines, laugh track, wink

External links

Planet-eating Star on YouTube