Pizza Control

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"Pizza Control"
WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 115
2009
Original Upload date February 8, 2009
Running time 0:01:25
Intro Wheezy beard intro
Outro website/youtube outro
Wink submitted by boodermcdoo
Episode chronology
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Transcript

[Wheezy Waiter beard intro w/Kyle and Kristen's music again]
Good Sunday afternoon scrufflovers. You'll notice that I brought back the old song. Most of you really missed that song. Sorry about that. Justin, I think they're just used to Kyle's song. Justin and Kyle are actually in the same band from Minneapolis. I put a link in the describey over here on YouTube and down here on wheezywaiter dot com.
You'll notice that I'm in a different place right now. No, I did not break into a home like I usually do on Sunday afternoons. Well, I did do that earlier. But now I'm acting in a web series for a friend. I play a superhero that shoots lightning but I'll talk about that later.
Right now I'm showing Toddly my beard growth. Looks pretty good. What do you guys think? Who's winning? Just, uh, take your time. Take a good look. [Wheezy points at himself eagerly and mouths "Me me!!"] Don't rush into this. Search your feelings. [points at himself some more.] And leave an objective comment. It's okay. I can take anything. [stares intensely at camera]
Well, now it's lunchtime.
Good morning ladies and gentlemen.
Boys and mother*ding*in' girls.
This is your captain with no name speaking
And I'm here to rock your world.
With a tale that will soon be classic
About a lunch that you already know
No prostitute she but the mayor of your brain
Pizza control.
[takes a bite of pizza]
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! [singing] Pizza control!
[takes another bite of pizza]
[wink (ding)]
[wheezywaiter.com youtube.com/wheezywaiter outro w/Justin's song]

Recurring elements

scrufflovers, describey, Platoon of Power Squadron, beard-growing competition, breakfast puns, song, *ding*, wink

Firsts

This is the first video in which Craig calls his audience scrufflovers.
This is the first video in which Craig mentions Platoon of Power Squadron, the web series he's in.
This is the first video in which Justin's song is used as the outro. His song would go on to be used as the outro through the rest of 2009 and most of 2010.

External links

Pizza Control on YouTube