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Episode no. Episode 22
Original Upload date July 2, 2007
Running time 0:01:47
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Greetings beardlovers. It's June 2nd.
I'm talking fast because I only have one hour. And to prove to you that it will take only one hour, here, look at this. [Points the camera at the time on his computer monitor]
See? Up here? 5:25. I will have it on the internet by 6:25.
This poses quite a challenge because I have very little time to second-guess myself.
Strike that.
This poses quite a challenge because I have very little time to change what I did?
This poses quite a challenge cause I don't know what to do.
Make it shorter.
This poses quite a challenge.
This is a challenge?
Eeee. [Making gesture for shorter]
That's the one!
Everyone should take a look at Three Udders and a Studio in the links. Chris wrote a song about chips and salsa. Good job Chris. Now it's everyone else's turn.
Hey, let's check the news.
Man attacks 'vampire' peacock. The bird had been sitting on top of a car in a Burger King car park in Staten Island, New York. It was being fed bread by the restaurant employees when it [was] attacked. Onlookers watched in horror as the man grabbed the bird by the neck, hurled it onto the ground and started stomp... stamping on it. When asked what he was doing, the man replied 'I'm killing a vampire.'
[Pause] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Hee hee hee hee hee hee! [makes signal like he can't talk from laughing so hard] Ha ha [deep breath] ha ha ha ha ha [deep breath] ha ha ha ha ha [snort]! Ha ha ha ha [makes fangs with his fingers] ha ha ha ha ha. Woop. [makes a gesture like the fan of peacock feathers]. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Seriously, though, I understand where he's coming from. I mean, here's a peacock [picture of a vampire] ...a vampire... and over here's a vampire... peacock. You see it's pretty confusing.
[singing:] Vampires suck the blood from me. I don't like their philosophy. But don't you worry about your peacock's beak. Cause there ain't no fangs underneath that cheek. Peacockula! Is obsolete! Peacockula! Since 1983! I won't go into the history cause an hour is up for me.
[wink (ding)]
[outtakes:] Cause there ain't...

Recurring elements

One hour of production power week, beardlovers, chips and salsa, headlines, song, wink, outtakes


This is the first video in the One hour of production power week. It's the first time Craig ends his video with outtakes.


Craig gets the date wrong at the beginning of the video. It's actually July 2nd.

External links

Peacockula on YouTube