[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
[Wheezy playing guitar] Good morning, beardlovers.
[begins singing to the tune of The Beatles' 'Yesterday':]
McDonalds bacon cheese biscuit with egg [holds up a wrapped McDonalds bacon cheese biscuit with egg]
Today it tastes just like a moist dishrag [holds up moist dishrag]
I'm glad I am not that much of a pig [shakes his head and puts his hand up as if to refuse the biscuit. Takes a second look.]
(Yes I am.)
Suddenly [unwraps the biscuit and begins eating it]
It's half the biscuit that it used to be [holds up the half-eaten biscuit as he chews]
Went down to my stomach like a brick on skis [Expression on his face is disgusted]
I guess I will eat whatever's in front of me [picks up a jar of mayonnaise]
Or whatever's lying around the house.[picks up something from background and goes to put it in his mouth]
Why it had to stay out all day I couldn't say [showing the biscuit to the camera]
(Yes I could. I already had four of them. I was just too full to eat the fifth one.)
Now I have to pay (?) the bacon cheese biscuit with egg from yesterday. [more shots of Craig eating the biscuit]
Yesterday [Craig gives the thumbs-up]
[end of song]
Hmm. I guess to me it's not that big a deal.
So Kalla, Kayla, Kala, however you pronounce your name, you ready to wink?
[wheezywaiter.com youtube.com/wheezywaiter outro]
[Outtakes: Wheezy chewing the biscuit and holding up half-eaten biscuit. Looks kind of grossed out.]
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