[In a store]
Beardlovelies, I am now at a party store. See, look at that. Look at that. [Pans to wall of masks] Masks. [Poses next to cardboard cutout of a woman in a pirate costume.] Right here. [Pans down her sexy body] I don't know what I'm doing. I'm standing next to a pretty girl. [Starts walking again] I'm looking for some face paint. Here's some face paint. I ended up getting blue tape. I don't know if that's gonna work, but... but here's some blue face paint. I'm gonna get green too just in case.
MattWZito commented in the last video that I'm gonna do a video with Annoying Orange. I'm gonna be in an Annoying Orange video. This is true. This is so true.
And now I'm walking by some silverware... plasticware... tablecovers. Goodbye.