|Original Upload date||April 7, 2011|
|Intro||Wheezy beard intro|
|Outro||video game outro|
|Wink submitted by||busvlogger|
[slides in/singing rug]
[has a very excited face] [looks around]
WOW! Oh ho ho wow! This is amazing! This intro is great!! Liked! Favorited! Subscribed! [leans close to camera] Wow! This is amazing! Life complete. [gets up and walks towards kitchen] Woo! [jumps in alligator pit. alligator eats.]
[Craig walks out of the kitchen to the chair to sit down.] I wanted to make a clone easily amused but I think I went too far.
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
So in the comments, NekkaLucifer writes [shows comment] "Seriously, what is happening to the chair at 2:46. That's just rookie" and then there was an ellipsis. [closeup of ellipsis that ends the comment] But Nekka never finished. Nekka never finished. He's just standing there. Waiting. Half a sentence flopping in the wind. Rookie what? Rookie of the year? Rookie snookie? Rookie bookie... who eats cookies? Rookie wookiee? [Chewbacca cries out]
You must be referring to this portion of yesterday's video. [shows clip with chair highlighted. The chair is split screen improperly or cropped improperly ] Were you not watching? That was a Level 7 Love Fury. It strikes with a love so hard it bends time. Clearly you've never been a Class L Red Mage with a Cupid staff forged in the mines of Mount Eros with mithril inlay. [audience oooohs] [Craig nods] Yeah. That's right. Yeah.
[Craig and a clone sit side by side.]
Observe. Level 1 will be enough.
[Craig:] Love fury! [shoots heart at clone which splits the clone in two down the middle. The clone's two halves now move independently.]
[Clone:] What'd you do to me?
[Side of the clone sitting furthest from Craig unsuccessfully tries punching him.]
[Craig:] Hey, what's the other half of you doing there?
[Side of the clone sitting closest to Craig punches him.]
[Craig:] Ow! Punching. Yeah. Love hurts.
Or maybe I... just overlooked something... in the.... editing. That's probably not it, though.
Nothing is perfect.
Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing and that's a great way to lose weight. [As he says this, the words appear beside him on screen: Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing... and that's a great way to lose weight. - Craig Benzine.]
So in yesterday's video, I said I was gonna go outside. And so I will. In the past.
[A song played by Craig plays over footage of Craig going outside.]
So I headed for the door but it was cold, [walks down steps toward camera but stops and shivers]
So I headed on back to get my coat [turns around and goes back towards the stairs]
So I headed for the door but it was warm so I took off my coat and it was cold again.
I head on out and I scream and shout [Craig steps outside and shouts:] I'm outside!
Neighbors are wondering what that's about
And I got surprised by the pretty pretty bricks on the walls [Craig smiling and pointing, camera zooms in on bricks]
Then I remember that I live in Chicago and all the buildings are made of brick.
Sometimes I'm so stupid it makes me sick,
So stupid, really stupid, just really really stupid.
So I turn my head and holy crap! [Craig, on the sidewalk says:] Holy crap!
Nate Bartley, a fine young chap, [Nate walking up sidewalk]
Drummer for the band Driftless Pony Club, [Craig looks excited to see him. Nate not so much.]
I took it upon my own behalf [Nate turns and walks away. Craig follows him.]
To go and ask for an autograph [Craig holds out pen and paper.]
But apparently he doesn't like to share the love. [Nate slaps down the paper and kicks the pen down the sidewalk. Hurries away.]
So I put the paper in my hand, [Craig picks up the paper from sidewalk and then the pen]
Then I remembered I'm the singer in the band,
So I gave myself an autograph instead. [Signs paper]
The outside's nice, it's got fresh air,
You can breathe it in everywhere. [Craig takes deep breaths]
Well, maybe not everywhere. [cars pass, with exhaust coming out. Craig deeply coughs a few times]
Outside done. Never going outside again.
[A little girl, holding a teacup:] The coffee's done!
[A little boy with a lightsaber:] I love it when the coffee's done!
[Little boy winks (ding). Little girl winks (ding) Headlight of VW bus winks (ding)]
[Wheezy Waiter video game outro]
Guess what? If you order one of my shirts from my glorious wardrobe on Spreadshirt [takes off a Dare to Be Pointless t-shirt] on Friday, Saturday, or Sunday, you get five dollars off. [takes off Beardlover t-shirt] Just use the code on the screen. The codes are also in the doobly-doo. And the link to my store is also in the doobly-doo. [Takes off Shirt! t-shirt. He's shirtless.] I'm not wearing a shirt now, am I? If seeing me without a shirt isn't incentive to buy a shirt, I don't know what is.
This is the first appearance of Easily amused clone.
Outside Adventure on YouTube