[slides in/singing rug]
Hey beardlovers. I'm getting sick of all these presidents' birthdays and holidays. It's good to get back to normal and talk about something real.
Hmm... what should we talk about? [looks offscreen] Oh. [puts on a colorful jester headdress] Happy Mardi Gras.
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
Mardi Gras is French for Fat Tuesday and it happens right before Ash Wednesday which is the first day of Lent on the Christian calendar. On Fat Tuesday, you're supposed to do things that are bad for you. Like eating an entire chicken. Bank robbery. Revealing your lady breasts for beads. People love beads on Mardi Gras. Abandoning your wife and kid to fend for themselves in this crazy mixed-up world. Folding the page of your book instead of using a bookmark. It's bad for your book. Wearing ridiculous things on your head you wouldn't normally wear on a Tuesday. [looks up at the thing on his head] Still haven't done that yet.
[turns to alternate camera angle:] Murder! Of crows... being released indoors at a party. You ever been to a murder party? Smelled like crow poop for a week. [turns back to main camera angle]
Drinking way too much coffee. [speaking really strangely] I love it when the coffee's done. [Backs up, takes off headdress, throws it in the air, puts it on the bed, walks backwards into the kitchen, comes out of kitchen with coffee mug, the Hulk smash fist flies through the air and hits him in the head, he falls down, gets up with headdress and holding the Hulk smash fist, sits down, sips coffee. It's clear that this whole sequence was done backwards.] Actually, you can't drink too much coffee.
I wonder how Ty is spending Fat Tuesday. It's time for the seventh installment of Ty the Regular Guy.
[Ty is sitting on a couch between two lamps. Music plays and titles appear as he speaks:] Hi. I'm Ty. I'm just a regular guy.
[Title on screen: Internet]
[Ty is typing on his computer.]
[Ty:] I love the internet.
[He closes his laptop, gets up, and walks away.]
[Ty is back on the couch. Music plays and titles appear as he speaks:] I'm just a regular guy.
Ty. So festive.
I got many comments wondering where yesterday's video was. Well, I did make it and put it up at 11 pm. Link in the doobly-doo. And at the beginning and end of the video. It's pretty good.
So what are you waiting for? It's Fat Tuesday. Go! Be stupid! If I don't see at least one puppy being kicked on my way to work today... I guess... I'll do it tomorrow. I was gonna do it anyway.
[Viewer-submitted wink (ding)]
[Wheezy Waiter sunglasses outro]
[Craig walks in from kitchen with paper towels.] So when I tried to do that weird backwards thing [bends down to wipe the floor] I really fell.[Craig sips the coffee, slides back, gets up, falls backwards, stands up, punches himself with giant fist, throws it across the room, turns and walks into kitchen] [wiping the floor:] I'm an idiot.
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