NEW VERSION Breakfast 8: Eggo and the Bunnymen

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"NEW VERSION Breakfast 8: Eggo and the Bunnymen"
WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 96
Original Upload date January 14, 2009
Running time 0:01:38
Intro Wheezy beard intro
Wink submitted by Nathan Wells
Featured Clones
Episode chronology
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"Breakfast 9: Toast and PeaNeutral Milk Hotel Butter"



[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
Hey, good morning. I overslept because I had my phone alarm on vibrate. And the bad situation is doubled because as my mom says during these times...
[Craig at window as his hypothetical mother:] It's snowing like a mother*ding*er out there.
Which means it's going to take a long time to get anywhere. So I have to get through this quick.
Blah blah blah something funny about the news and or my personal life and or society at large.
A commenter wrote [shows comment by Anonymous:] "blah blah blah blah."
To answer your question, "yes" or "no" or "Oh my god!" or "Listen here! I don't have to take your *shirt*" or "No, you're the greatest person in the world."
And then of course there's the obligatory [clone punches Craig]
[Craig:] Ow! Ow!
[Clone:] You alright?
[Craig:] I'm alright. Ow.
[Clone:] It's good? I can do it again if you want.
[Clone punches Craig again]
[Craig:] Ow.
[Clone smiles.]
And then we have some Eggo and the Bunnymen. [holds up a box of Eggo blueberry waffles] Thanks, Kyle, for the pun.
[Title on screen: Original song omitted do to copyright issues. My apologies to your ears.]
[Craig's cover of the Echo and the Bunnymen song "The Killing Moon" appears over footage of Craig making waffles and coffee. Craig lip-syncs a little at first. Checks his wrist for the time (his cell phone is balanced on it). Paces in front of the toaster. Pours syrup on the waffles and eats.]
Alright, Nathan, give us a wink.
[Nathan does a backflip in the air, landing on his feet.]
That was a backflip.
[Nathan winks (ding)]
[voiceover over the following titles:] That's better. This Eggo is super delicious but I think this coffee is going to make me have to *shirt*.
[Title: your eyelids can ding too]
[Title: please send winks]
[Title: contact info at]

Recurring elements

hypothetical mother, *ding*, comments, *shirt*, clone, breakfast puns, song, wink


This is the first video in which "*shirt*" is used.

External links

NEW VERSION Breakfast 8: Eggo and the Bunnymen on YouTube