My TV is Thick
|"My TV is Thick"|
|Original Upload date||January 7, 2010|
|Intro||Wheezy beard intro|
|Wink submitted by||
[Craig pops up from behind a chair.] Sexual jokes.
I think a lot of people rely on them too much because they think that they're automatically funny. Sometimes the sexual joke isn't the most funny because it's the most obvious one. Penis.
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
I think a good portion of humor is about...[long pause]... timing.
And then another good portion is about playing...
[Clone slides into frame:] Whattup?
[Craig:] ...with expectations.
[Clone punches Craig]
[Clone keeps his arm and fist extended. As Craig leans back into frame from getting punched, he hits his head on the clone's extended fist]
I'm wearing the same shirt I was wearing yesterday. [Now wearing a different shirt] Better.
Hey, are you sick of your super thick TV?
[turns to alternate camera angle:] Huh? What? Me?
[Craig in alternate camera angle:] Not really.
Yes you are. Well, at the Consumer Electronics Show in Vegas, they unveiled a super thin TV.
[Craig in alternate camera angle:] Ooh.
7 millimeters thick.
[Craig in alternate camera angle:] Actually, that is interesting.
Good news, guys. The total amount of things that are thicker than our *whistle* has been reduced by one. Well, unless it actually hasn't for you. Let's just hope you have a pretty face and a good sense of humor. TVs might get thinner some day. Hang in there, buddy. Odd choice of words.
Article about the TV linked in the doobly-doo. [sound of drum rimshot. Turns to look at offscreen drummer:] That was just informative!
Wait... coffee's done. Yeah! [goes to the coffee. squeezes past his bed.] Gotta get around this TV. [shot of old TV, which is nowhere near him] Stupid, thick, ancient TV. [returning with his coffee, he does the same thing, squeezing by TV]
So the big news story of today is the weather. As my mom would say...
[Craig at window as his hypothetical mother:] The snow is thicker than a *ding*ing TV out there.
Technically that's not saying much. They're only 7 millimeters now.
[Craig at window as his hypothetical mother:] Why is my son such a dork?
[Craig looks wounded.]
And as Craig in a Wig would say...
[Craig with a Wig stands near fridge, sings over shots of snowy scene outside:] When the weather outside is *shirt*ty, all across this *ding*ing city, why's it so stupid cold? Ahhhhhhh, life sucks. [song over] Ooooh, Eggo waffles. Mmm. [Picks up a waffle and shoves the entire thing in his mouth, syrup hanging down from his chin.] That'd be pretty good. If I liked anything.
[theme song:] He's Craigity Craig, Craig with a Wig [toy piano key]
[Craig laughs. Then sighs.]
So... you enjoying your Wheezy 1 Billions?
[Winker holding Wheezy 1 BIllion winks (ding)]
[Another winker holding Wheezy 1 Billion winks (ding)]
[Winker, talking on his Wheezy 1 Billion:] Yeah, I just got the Wheezy 1 Billion. It's pretty cool. Oh, one sec. [winks (ding)] I know!
[Wheezy Waiter sunglasses outro]
[Craig with a Wig shoves an entire waffle in his mouth and chews.]
[Craig at window as his hypothetical mother:] Stupid technology.
The reference to the Wheezy 1 Billion is a reference to this video: Wheezy 1 Billion.
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