Midair Collision

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"Midair Collision"
WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 679
2012
Original Upload date August 22, 2012
Running time 0:03:11
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Most edits in an intro ever!
Haha! Ha! Hahahaha!
I think I'm gonna be sick.
Wheezy Waiter
Welcome to Explosion Wednesday, guys, which is definitely one hundred percent a thing that I am trying out to see if I want to make a thing.
I am absolutely positive that this is a thing that I'm not sure if I want to make it a thing yet.
Were it a thing we'd talk about explosion news, such as.... Cut to explosion news, please.
I don't think I put on deodorant today.
Pilot who survived midair collision 37 years ago learns wreckage found.
Now I would hesitate to describe this collision if someone were to have to have died because we're tasteful here at Wheezy Studios.
- Clone, put your pants on.
- *Ding* you.
But since no one died here's a tasteful and respectful reenactment.
Pilot's flying along...
Other pilot...
Oh my god, I'm sorry! I'm sorry... Hey, can you hear me? I'm gonna come back and tell you I'm sorry. Oh, I did it again.
Other plane!
First plane!
I hit a cloud.
Did you think I said "hit a cloud"? No. I said "Hit iCloud." A building housing drives that store our documents and music.
Planes don't explode when they hit clouds. Duh. It's common knowledge. Duh. It's not like you have to look it up on your phone or anything.
Whew. That reenactment took a lot out of me. I need a cookie break.
- A cookie? In the morning? Wow.
- Yeah. So?
- Hmm.
- Oh, like you've never done anything improper before!
- Whoa. What's with the harsh tone? Someone's a bit sensitive. Hopefully you can find a little confidence at the bottom of that cookie bag.
So Bob Besal... BeSEL? Besal. BeSAL. Besal... the guy who flew the plane that was found, said, "The event is BURNED in my brain."
And after he landed in the water, he started shooting off pencil FLARES.
He also said things that had nothing to do with fire.Pffft. But who wants to hear about that? You do.
"I was fortunate enough to grow up in a Navy system that accommodated some human error." It helps bring a "little more understanding when my juniors and people who work for me make mistakes."
This guy's the ultimate example of how failure makes success.
The guy earned two Distinguished Flying Cross awards and a Bronze Star in Desert Storm. And regardless of the fact that I don't know what that means, it sounds awesome.
I'm sure the Distinguished Flying Cross award's way better than the Indistinguished Sleeping Parallel Line awards.
Even the wreckage itself has become a productive reef ecosystem.
How's that for a lesson in failure breeds success?
Coral reef? More like moral reef. Am I right?
- So you're dealing in puns now.
- Yeah.
- Interesting choice.
- Are you still not wearing pants?
- Yes I am.
- No, you're not!
- Yes I am. See? In my shirt.
- Why would you do that?
- I guess it's in my genes.
- Hahahahahaha. That's pretty good. That's pretty funny.
- No it's not.
- That's really funny. Really.
- 'Cause jeans.
Wheezy Waiter
Oh dear. I've gone way over my allotted time. So I'l make... There's a car going by during my outro.
Oh dear. I've gone way over the allotted time so I'll make this quick. Down below is a link to the daily vlog as well as other links. Now I'm going to EXPLODE.
Oh. There was supposed to be more smoke so I could sneak away behind it but... This is awkward. I'll just... I'll just... I'll just go away.

Recurring elements

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External links

Midair Collision on YouTube