|Original Upload date||July 31, 2011|
|Intro||Wheezy beard intro|
|Outro||video game outro|
|Wink submitted by||boreddomness|
audiences in Phoenix, Tempe, VidCon, and San Francisco
[Jeff is driving. Looks down.] Guys!
[Matt, sitting in the passenger seat, queezing some lotion into his hand:] What?
[Jeff:] We have to buttswipe to the left right now. [The guys look confused.] Go! Swipe now! [Matt swipes to the right.] No! Your other left!
[Matt:] My bad. [He swipes to the left.]
[The van swipes to the left as a meteoroid hits the road where the van was just driving.]
[Craig:] Whoa! We just missed that meteor!
[Jeff turns his head and looks into camera.]
[Matt:] What? What are you looking at? Do you want sunscreen?
[Jeff, still looking at camera:] Not yet.
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
Hey beardlovers. Had a great show in Phoenix. [shot of Phoenix audience waving and cheering.] And Tempe. [Shot of Tempe audience wooing and waving.] And a pretty good show at VidCon [shot of VidCon audience cheering and waving]
[Sam punches him] Ow! My face! Do it again. [Sam punches him again.] Ow my face again! [Gets punched again] Ow! Stop punching me, Sam! [Gets punched again] Ow! [And again] Ow! [And again] Ow! [And again] Ow!
And now we're heading into San Francisco where we're playing tonight. And on Tuesday we got a show in Portland at the Twin Paradox at 7 pm. Hooray! [Canned applause.] Applause applause. Applaud for me, Sam. [Sam applauds.] Look at the camera not the monitor. [Sam looks at camera and applauds.]
We're hoping tonight's show in San Francisco will be a full house! [Sam and Craig start singing the theme to 'Full House.'] We already did that in a video once before. [points to clickable annotation]
This car is going slightly faster than us. Now we're going faster than it.
[Sam:] I hate that car.
I think they're trying to get in the video.
As the tour goes on, we're having difficulty conserving space. [Sam drapes some laundry over Craig's head. Now Craig is sitting really high up so his head is at the top of the van.] What am I sitting on? I didn't notice I was sitting on anything. [Shot of him sitting on a cooler.] Oh yeah. Ugh, my wallet. [Pulls his wallet out of his pocket.] Ah, that's better.
[Shot of the venue in San Francisco] So that's where we're playing tonight.
I just wanna let you know that tomorrow I'm putting up a video that I did in my apartment before I left for tour. So it doesn't mean that I'm back home yet. Just to avoid confusion.
[Craig and the band are ready to play.] So if you can make it to our San Francisco show, come out tonight... oh... I guess we're already playing. Sorry. You already missed it.
[San Francisco audience:] No we didn't!
[Craig:] Oh. Never mind! [shot of San Francisco audience waving and cheering.]
[Wheezy Waiter video game outro]
[Viewer-submitted wink (ding)]
[Sam plays bass and jumps.] [Title on screen: This was before the show. Sam thought it had already started.]
[Sam:] Whoa, hey, thanks San Francisco. You were a great audience.
[Craig stands in front of mirror, holding mic stand. Does a kick.] Woo!! [Title on screen: Practicing my rock moves.] [sings while doing various moves:] What are you offering? Are you offering? Is it free? Hey, how's it going? What are you offering? [Takes mic off stand and throws it from one hand to the other] Are you offering? [Throws mic in the air and catches it] Is it free? [Spins and pushes up his glasses and points to himself in the mirror. Does a thrust.] I'll probably cut that out.
The video in which they performed the Full House theme song is Tour de Beard 9: San Francisco.
Meteor! on YouTube