[Three clones are sitting around Craig's apartment. One is leaning against the kitchen door, reading. Another is on the bed, and a third is leaning in from the chair on the left side of the frame. Craig comes out of the kitchen.]
[Craig:] Hey everybody! [stops at kitchen door and talks to clones] You're supposed to shout my name when I walk into the room. Haven't you ever seen Cheers?
[Craig comes out of the kitchen again.]
[Craig:] Hey everybody!
[Clone on chair:] Craig!
[Reading clone:] Wheezy Waiter!
[Clone on bed:] Me!
[Craig:] Just say Wheezy Waiter.
[Craig comes out of the kitchen.]
[Craig:] How's it going everybody?
[Two of the clones say in unison:] Wheezy Waiter!
[Clone on bed:] *Ding* you!
[Clone on bed:] Oh... I... I got confused.
[Craig comes out of the kitchen again.]
[Craig:] Hey there everybody.
[All three clones in unison:] Wheezy Waiter!
[Craig:] That's great! Into the alligator pit.
[Reading clone:] What?!
[The other clones react in disappointment.]
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
Quick warning before I respond to some comments. In the U.S., there's an egg recall due to salmonella. Hundreds may be sick.
Samonella? Salmonella? Not a pronunciation fella.
I guess recalling eggs is one way to go. I try to kill it at the source. [eats fried chicken and makes loud nomming sounds]
I may have just lost some vegetarian subscribers. Or created new vegetarian subscribers.
jackprat17 writes [shows comment] I miss banjo face.
Me too. I wish there was something that could be done about it. [Makes sad face while sad music plays. Gasps.] I got an idea! [Banjo face] Oh wait. Idea irrelevant now.
abberz07 writes [shows comment] I love how stupidity got Seattle over the national news.
I know. [There's an article in a box onscreen.] Courtney Love is such an embarrass... Oh, you were talking about the sonic boom. [shows beginning of comment which says: SONIC BOOM!] I need to remember to read the beginnings of things. I was wondering why Pray Love had all that eating in it. [Picture of Julia Roberts and Eat Pray Love logo] And don't even get me started with And the City. [Sex and the City poster] There's a penis in there!
73CamaroTypeLTRS writes [shows comment] Don't they only use black bags for adult movie stores. Did you buy a porno, Wheezy?
This? [holds up black bag from previous day's video] Puhleez. [throws bag away. Gets up and walks to bookshelf where he moves some DVDs and tapes. Takes a whip down from the top of his bookshelf.]
theringodd writes [shows comment] Did you lose weight?
Thank you! [eats fried chicken] No, I didn't at all.
123Timkon321 writes [shows comment] Aguante Argentina! Saludos desde aca!
Oh wow! I have no idea what that means.
But Craig with a Wig speaks Spanish all the time. Hey, Craig with a Wig, say one thing in Spanish.
[Craig with a Wig:] No. [subtitle: No.]
[Theme song:] He's Craigity Craig, Craig with a Wig. [Craig with a Wig turns his head and smiles] [toy piano key]
ollininvincible writes [shows comment] Manatee Thursdays. That'd be nice.
That's a weird idea. Okay. It's THURSDAY [picture of a manatee] [turns to alternate camera angle] THURSDAY [picture of a manatee] [Craig is on the street below] MANATEE [picture of a manatee] Thursday! [picture of a manatee]
Oh, no no no, it's not gonna work. See, now my whale's jealous. [Throws fried chicken into the whale tank] No, that wasn't for the whale. That was for Michael Phelps. [Michael Phelps does his stoner laugh] He's always hungry for some reason.
[Shows thatguywiththecodes' comment:] Change the outro song!
Fine. After the wink.
[Viewer-submitted wink (ding)]
[Craig sings an awful version of the outro song as the Wheezy Waiter outro graphic appears beside him on screen.] That better for you?
Ladies and gentlemen, Dennis the Flimsy Crocodile. [points to clickable annotation] It's a sketch I worked on for that sketch show FridaynitebYtes that I mentioned to you earlier.
Also, new handstand video. [points to another clickable annotation]
There's lots to do. Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do?
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