|Original Upload date||April 13, 2010|
|Intro||Wheezy beard intro|
|Wink submitted by||BuhGiDuh|
[slides in and very close to camera/singing rug]
Hey beardlovers. I'm really close to the camera.
[A clone in the kitchen:] I'm really far away.
[Craig:] I'm closer. [leans closer to camera]
[Clone:] I'm farther. [goes further back in kitchen]
[Craig:] I'm closer. [leans even closer to camera]
[Clone:] I'm farther. [goes further back and out of frame] Waaaa! [sound of alligator munching]
[Craig laughs.] Pit of alligators. It's good clone disposal.
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
Alright, here we go. Extreme makeovers! [Spins in his chair] Are apparently what's happening a lot in Baghdad now in the form of plastic surgery. [shows article]
What did my mom used to say about extreme makeovers?
[Craig at window as his hypothetical mother:] Whoop-dee-doo. You'll still be ugly.
Yep. Apparently, plastic surgery is really popular in Baghdad now. World gives you shock and awe. Make shock and augmentation.
[Turns to alternate camera angle] So today's video is gonna be really short. I apologize. Running late for work. Stupid day job. In the comments, could you give me some excuses about why I'm late for work? Thank you. [Turns to main camera angle]
However, if you'd like to rewatch this entire video performed by this barrel of laughs [snaps his fingers and Craig with a Wig takes his place]
[Craig with a Wig:] Life sucks. [Snaps his fingers and is replaced by Craig]
There's a link in the doobly-doo and at the end of this video.
[Wheezy Waiter sunglasses outro starts and many viewers and winks (and dings) appear in small boxes on the screen. Wheezy Waiter sunglasses outro finishes.]
[outtake:] Extreme makeover! Make me beautiful! [spins in his chair but stops midway as he bangs into something or knocks something over.] Oops.
This is the first mention of the alligator pit.
The version of this video performed by Craig with a Wig is called Late With a Wig.
Late on YouTube