Last Word Freak

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"Last Word Freak"
WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 337
2010
Original Upload date June 23, 2010
Running time 0:02:53
Intro Wheezy beard intro
Outro sunglasses outro
Wink submitted by Megaphone77
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Transcript

[slides in/singing rug]
Hey EXPLOSION!
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
Athena1129 writes [shows comment] I can't wait for Explosion Wednesday!
I know. Me too, Athena! It's gonna be so good. So good. Wait a second. [looks at a calendar upside down.] It IS Explosion Wednesday. That explosion at the beginning of the video probably should have tipped me off. I'm such a colossal idiot jerk stupid. Imbecilic idiotic densely moronic intellectually-challenged caveman simpleton sexy dumb-dumb man.
Did I say sexy? Yes I did. And I meant it. Check out that sexy nose flare.
[Extreme closeup as Craig flares his nostrils. Arrow points to his nostrils.] Nose flare.
Yep.
[Extreme closeup of Craig's lips:] Double yep.
I love you.
[Extreme closeup of Craig's lips:] I love you too.
Last word freak.
[Extreme closeup of Craig's lips:] Last word.
Anyhoo, it's WEDNESDAY WEDNESDAY [runs to kitchen. As camera films street below from window, Craig runs down it with explosions trailing him.] EXPLOSION WEDNESDAY! [leaps from the window area towards camera as there's another explosion behind him]
You know, I'm not really sure if I'm gonna make this a thing or not. We'll see. Time will tell.
So in explosive news, [shows article] Cosmic hit-and-run gives galaxy starry tail. So NASA observed that 54 million years ago two galaxies SMASHED [pounds his fists together which starts to create a black hole] into each other... I won't do that again. Two galaxies lightly mingled with each other. And created a tail. [shows picture]
Here's an example with images. An imxample. Examiges? Im... Stop... stop looking at me.
One Ford Galaxy. [Picture of a Ford Galaxy] Two Ford Galaxies. [Now another] [The pictures merge. There's an explosion.] BOOM! Galaxy with a tail. [The picture of the Ford Galaxy now has a tail.]
I'm, like, totally like a scientist.
[Extreme closeup of Craig's lips:] Totally.
Agh, why does lips closeup always get the last word?
[Extreme closeup of Craig's lips:] Last word.
[Craig looks frustrated. Lips closeup smiles.]
Apparently a lot of people are joining Twitter [shows article] but Twitter has a problem keeping 'em there. Psh. Just add explosions. Here goes. [Turns to computer. Explosion noises as he shows his Twitter page. "BAM! KABOOOOM! FIRESTORM! KERPOW! (please tweet explosion noises)"]
Now let's check the responses.
[Shows replies that say WHAAAM, KABLAM!, KABLAMMO!, BOOOSH!, EXPLOSION!, KAZOOWWW!, Kkkkkkkkaaaaaaabbbbbbbboooooooommmmmmm, KABLAAAAAMMMMMM, KABLAM!, BOOM!, POWWWWWW, KABOOOOMMMMMM!!!!, KERRANBLAMMOXARZBOOMINGREEEEEXOM!, KER-BLAM!! BANG!!!, POOSHTABAKBOOMSHIRT!]
You're welcome.
When in doubt, add explosions. Twitter just needed more explosions. Twitxplosion? Explitter? Stop looking at me.
According to a poll on CNN, [shows article] 21 percent of the US believes the recession is over.
That's an economic optimism EXPLOSION!! And that's really just about optimism. It's not about facts. It's very subjective. I would take it with a tiny fourth of a grain of salt. And I wouldn't even make it iodized salt.
So that's good! Or bad. Or news.
[Extreme closeup of Craig's lips:] News.
Another poll I saw on CNN... [shows poll] Should peanuts be banned from commercial airplanes because of allergy concerns?
Now I'm actually very badly allergic to tree nuts. Not peanuts, but I can feel their pain. So I'm gonna vote yes and assume most people would vote yes. [Shows results of poll] 77 percent no? Grrr! EXPLOSION! [Now it says 77 percent yes] That's better.
[Extreme closeup of Craig's lips:] Last word.
[Craig holding a burger, dressed as a cowboy, sits on a pterodactyl with a rifle in its mouth. He winks (ding)]
[Wheezy Waiter sunglasses outro]
21 percent of the US believes the recession is over. That's an economic optimis... Optimism...
You know, I'm not really sure if I'm gonna make this a thing or not. We'll see. Time will tell. [sighs] Then there's gonna be one commenter who's like, Good! I hate Explosion Wednesday! [makes a snarky noise while sticking out his tongue] There's, like, 50 others that love Expo... Explosion Wednesday. [sighs] You guys are so confusing. Why can't I please everybody? How about I just say it's Explosion Wednesday Not Explosion Wednesday. There. Every... everyone's covered.
77 percent... 77 perce... 77 percent no??! Grr! EXPLOSION! [smiles] That's better.

Recurring elements

singing rug, Explosion Wednesday, comments, headlines, black hole from pounding fists, Twitter, wink, outtakes

Related videos

The way Craig is depicted by the viewer who submitted the wink is a reference to his video Millionaire Dogs.

Note

The explosive tweets shown in this video came from suchducks, JBogenschutz, penguin1124, all0nsyalonzo, Ferre_, falling_melody, SMW24, KDizzB, EnterTheMelee, Gwynjamin, chazzzaaa, nielsm90, SeedyROM, awritingwriter, ChikoFobio

External links

Last Word Freak on YouTube