L.A. Bound

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"L.A. Bound"
WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 214
2009
Original Upload date November 27, 2009
Running time 0:02:49
Intro Wheezy beard intro
Outro Sunglasses outro
Wink submitted by fancyfishfilms
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Great People
Guests: Craig's sister Melissa
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Transcript

[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
[Craig's in the car, passenger seat]
Hey beardlovers. I'm on the road again. With my sister. Waaaaaa!!! [zooms in and out on his sister, who's driving]
[Melissa:] Hello! [waves]
With my sister! Waaaaaa!!! [zooms in and out on his sister, who's driving]
[Melissa:] Hello! [waves]
My sister! Waaaaaa!!! [zooms in and out on his face] Hello! [waves] Oh wait... that's me.
Stayed in a hotel last night. It had a beautiful view. [In hotel room, Craig opens the curtains, steps back, and looks out the window.] [Shot from the hotel window of the Arby's next door.] It's beautiful. [Craig starts crying] It's beautiful.
My time with the Ford Fiesta is coming to an end. I'm driving out to L.A. to return it. In the meantime, the Fiesta and I are trying to get all the things done that we meant to do.
[Craig, in a hotel parking lot, talking to the Fiesta:] Guess what?
[Shot of Fiesta]
[Craig:] Chicken butt.
[Shot of Fiesta]
[Craig laughs.]
[Shot of Fiesta]
[Craig:] I'm sorry. Just kidding.
[Shot of Fiesta]
[Craig:] Ooh! Arby's! [shot of Arby's] It's so beautiful. [starts crying again]
I don't get a chance to eat at Arby's very often in Chicago.
So, if you want to, you can vote for me as your favorite Fiesta agent. Link in the doobly-doo. I'm probably your favorite Fiesta agent. Remember how fun it was when I did this?
[A clip from a few seconds ago of Craig in the hotel parking lot, talking to the Fiesta:] Chicken butt.
[shot of Fiesta]
[Craig, back in the Fiesta, laughs.] Ahh memories.
I think... I think that might be my oldest memory.
Not sure I win anything except for the knowledge of having won. And isn't that what it's all about? Proving your success so you can crush those lesser than you? Right, Missy?
[Melissa:] Right, Craig.
[Craig:] My sister's a winner.
You know what? I think she deserves an official title underneath her image. Alright, here we go.
[Shot of Melissa driving.]
[Craig:] Alright, Missy, take your sunglasses off and turn to the camera.
[Melissa takes her sunglasses off and turns to camera. Image freezes. Title under her picture "Melissa Benzine. Certified WINNER." Craig sings over a few more images of his sister:] Don't stop believin'. Livin' in a [mumb[es]. Street lights, people, aaaaa.
So if you wanna vote, vote. If you don't, I understand. We're all busy these days. So busy. Busy.
But I'm gonna be in L.A. on Tuesday and Wednesday. There's this awards ceremony and big event. And there's information in a second link in the doobly-doo.
Just realized we're in Wyoming, and this is the first time I've ever been in Wyoming. Woo! Cheer with me, Missy! Woo! Yeah!
[Melissa:] Wooo!!!!
[Craig is sleeping.]
[Viewer-submitted wink (ding)] [Viewer-submitted wink (ding)] [Viewer-submitted wink (ding)]
[Wheezy Waiter sunglasses outro. Spelled correctly this time.]
[outtakes:]
Not sure if I win anything. Except for the knowledge of knowing that I have won. And winning is everything. [turns to Melissa] Right?
[Melissa:] Right.
[Craig:] No. It's not what I wanted to say.
Not sure if I win anything. Except for the knowledge of having won. But it's not about whether you win or lose. It's about rubbing it in the losers' noses when you win. Cause winning is everything. [turns to Melissa] Right?

Recurring elements

beardlovers, Ford Fiesta Movement, doobly-doo, song, outtakes

External links

L.A. Bound on YouTube