[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
Not feeling the best today. I thought I'd take the opportunity to answer some of your comments.
sourfraser writes "different camera angle." You're right. Two days ago the camera angle was like this, yesterday the camera angle was like this [moves camera angle to his left/our right just slightly.] Whoaaaa! I turned the camera slightly to the right to represent a new conservative outlook on progress. I also wanted to call attention to the door because I find myself on the threshold of enlightenment and understanding. Eh, maybe I just bumped the camera.
AleeEvermore writes... [dollar bill falls from above] Oh, my savings. [bends down to pick it up off floor. throws it back in the air.] Back in the bank. AleeEvermore writes, "I think metaphors are super-cool when you explain them!" I agree. When you explain metaphors, you're on the forest path to the garden of understanding. By that, I mean explaining metaphors helps people get what you're saying and junk.
frankiefusion writes, "Is that a Conan O'Brien mug?" [answers in a silly voice] Noooooooo! [takes sip from his mug while spinning in his chair]
What was that?
Yes it is. [holds up the Late Night with Conan O'Brien mug to camera] I can't lie to you, frankiefusion.
tennisluvnerd writes, "btw, any money falling from your ceiling today? the market is up!" Actually, the money already fell today. Did you say the market is up? Oh I hate when the market is up. [tries to shield himself as many coins fall down upon him from above] Interest. [Another coin dings him in the head as it falls]
If you have any more questions or concerns, leave them in the comments. Who knows, I might put on my knowledge glasses again and answer some of them.
If you haven't had enough Wheezy, I'm putting links to some of my other accounts in the describey. Why does it look like I'm wearing lipstick? Such as my blip.fm account and DailyBooth. You should follow me on DailyBooth. You take pictures and you leave picture comments. It's a lot more fun that it sounds. And Blip.fm will allow you to hear whatever music I decide to play. Who knows, I might play my own band. We're called Driftless Pony Club, also linked in the describey. All this self-promotion makes me feel gross.
Wink it, Jesse.
[wink (ding)] [The winker is watching Fruit Loose because Wheezy can be heard singing "Everybody cut, everybody cut" as she winks]
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