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Episode no. Episode 557
Original Upload date September 16, 2011
Running time 0:03:27
Intro Wheezy beard intro
Outro video game outro
Wink submitted by Acethesecond
Great People
Guests: Ty
Episode chronology
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[slides in/singing rug]
Hey beardlovers. Tag, you're it! [Tags camera and runs away laughing. Dodges to his right and laughs. Then down. Still laughing. Dodges to his left.] Hey! Hahaha. Ho! [Ducks again. Then to his right. Then back to his chair.]
I guess you remained it. Don't feel bad. Being it can actually be a good thing. Making "it" means you succeeded. Being an "it" celebrity in Hollywood means you can do whatever you want. In this case, though, it just means you're a loser at tag, but don't worry, I'm sure you're good at other things. Maybe.
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
Hello. So let me tell you a...
[shows comment by NicksNetworks:] sup
Hi. So let me tell you a story about...
[shows comment by DonWhon875:] i will do
No, no, I'LL tell the story. Let me tell you a story about the time...
[shows comment by paxbelly:] you lost me sir
How could... I didn't even start the story yet.
[shows comment by naveregnide:] I clap for you!
Why are you clapping? I didn't... Nothing even happened yet. Why are you...
[shows comment by FlopsyDiggins:] Not gonna lie, I was surprised by the ending
Ending? What? I didn't even... This is gonna be one of those videos where the comments keep...
[shows comment by davydog13131:] cookies
... interrupting me, isn't it?
[shows comment by nikkocarlocayaga:] is that zit on your nose?
No it's on the side of my nose. If it were on my nose, it would look like this. [The zit moves from the side of his nose to the tip of his nose.]
[shows comment by kassandwich3:] Wheezy there was no episode of Ty the regular guy yesterday. now i'm sad. [The comment has a long sad face emoticon at the end of it, like this :((((((((( ]
Oh wow! You have a lot of sad mouths. [closeup of emoticon] When you're sad, do all the mouths sob and do the sobs harmonize? [On the screen, there are two boxes. In each, Craig sobs and as he sobs in harmony, words fly from his mouth: gah hhuh uh, gah hhuh uh, gah hhuh uh, gah hhuh uh]
Anyway, you're right. I neglected to put up an episode of Ty the Regular Guy earlier this week. Here it is.
[shows comment by thelwka:] this one's really good
I haven't shown it yet! Here it is.
[Ty stands on the sidewalk and shouts to the camera across the street. Music play and titles appear as he speaks:] Hi. I'm Ty. I'm just a regular guy.
[Title on screen: The Crosswalk]
[Ty approaches an intersection and presses a "Push button. Wait for walk signal button." button. The red hand switches to a white walking man. Ty smiles and walks into crosswalk. After a few steps, the red hand reappears. Dramatic music. Ty freezes. He looks back to where he came from. Then looks to where he's going. Frozen in the crosswalk. The crosswalk signal starts counting down from 11 as the red hand flashes. Ty continues walking through the intersection.]
[Closeup of Ty. Music plays and titles appear as he speaks:] I'm just a regular guy.
Ah Ty the Regular Guy. [sniffs] I think the coffee's done. I love it when the coffee's done! I'm gonna go get the coffee and if any of you commenters interrupt me while I'm getting my coffee, I'm gonna lose my cool! [gets up/chair slides back/singing rug and then falls over. Craig walks towards kitchen.]
[shows comment by SixthSenseSynesthete:] You need a new swivel chair, Wheezy.
[Craig turns around:] What?!
[shows comment by SixthSenseSynesthete:] You need a new swivel chair, Wheezy.
What's wrong with my chair?
[shows comment by thijsloon:] Wow, your seat is in a very bad state.
[standing by chair which is peeling and messed-up looking] Bah! It's just a little wear and tear.
[shows comment by fournya:] are your pants made of sandpaper?
No. Why would I have that? It's more like a steel wool kinda thing. I have a second job as sort of a mascot at a local golf course. People buff their clubs on my legs. "Soil your club? Rub a dub dub!" is sort of a slogan I made up... I mean, they make me say.
Anyway, so... commenters... you've been quiet for a while. What's going on?
[shows staring emoticon by dennieguitargod]
[Craig stares at it.]
[closeup of staring emoticon]
[Craig's eyes widen as he continues to stare.]
[extreme closeup of staring emoticon]
[Craig stares wide-eyed for a moment and then blinks rapidly a few times.] This is awkward. [sighs] Why does it always get awkward when I talk about my steel wool pants?
[Wheezy Waiter video game outro]
[Viewer-submitted wink (ding)]
Alright, listen up, listen up, this is very important. There's a guy named Jake Jarvi who has a YouTube channel called pineappleboyfilms. It is now nominated for YouTube's On the Rise. Please follow the link in the doobly-doo and vote for pineappleboyfilms. You know what's on that channel? Platoon of Power Squadron, a web series that I act in. There's five episodes. We've been working on for like three years. It is an awesome multi-character superhero drama comedy action series. Dramac... Drametaction. Dramedaction. Involving lightning, clones, time travel, lots of what have yous. Please vote for it on YouTube's On the Rise and also check out the series. [Banjo face]
[shows comment by Megaphone77:] your tongue wiggled too much during that banjo face
[Craig stops doing the banjo face. Stares.]
[On the screen, there are two boxes. In each, Craig sobs and as he sobs in harmony, words fly from his mouth: gah hhuh uh, gah hhuh uh, gah hhuh uh, gah hhuh uh]

Recurring elements

singing rug, beardlovers, conversation with comments, flying-words sob, Ty the Regular Guy, "I love it when the coffee's done!", wink, Platoon of Power Squadron, doobly-doo, banjo face

Related videos

Ty the Regular Guy - Episode 20: The Crosswalk

External links

Interruptions on YouTube
Ty the Regular Guy on Facebook