Indoor Skateboarding

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[Pulls phone from his beard.]
Hey beardlovelies. Back home from my tiny little mini-tour with Driftless Pony Club. And I got a new couch! So we went to Cleveland and Vestal, New York. Not Cleveland, New York. Cleveland, Ohio. Um, and in Vestal, we did this thing we'd never done before. The stage was so big so we decided to include the audience by bringing them all up on stage for one song at the end. And we got most of them up there. And then we got off the stage, turned the microphones around, played to them from the floor, and they gave a fine performance as an audience onstage but then we kicked 'em off and got back up on stage, because we're selfish jerkwads.
So I'm gonna skateboard now. Do a trick. Here goes. Ready? And kickflip! Whoaaaa. That was the best kickflip I've ever done. [points to floor] See it? See it right there? Oh wait. You can't see into the past. But that's where I did it.
Um, remember those goals that I made? [Enters time machine room that has the whiteboard.] Remember those right there on that whiteboard? Yeah, things are gonna have to change because... what... why is it... getting bigger and smaller? That's... oh, it's probably because of the time machine. Time and space is bit bendy in here because of the time machine. But anyway... [sees sign in background] Eagle crossing? [Looks up.] Alright. I'll be quick. Uh, so four... four videos a week... I'm gonna get rid of that. I'm... There's gonna be no per week video per blah ... per week, because I'm planning a lot of trips. And doing projects for other people. SciShow. I did a video for SciShow. Link in the doobly-doo. And another video for another channel. It's not out yet. And... going to India on Friday to promote water dot org. Going to South by Southwest. My band is touring in March around Playlist. March 23rd through the 25th. Is in Orlando, Florida. There's a link in the doobly-doo to get tickets for Playlist if you wanna go. Five dollars off if you use the code Wheezy, because I'm a giver. And... So, yeah, there's just too many things going on to distract... The igloo punishment. Snow is not happening. I'm probably gonna end up just camping out in my parents' backyard. But that's probably not gonna happen until after the India trip. There's a lot going on. So I'm getting rid of that, but I'm still gonna try to do videos every week. I'm gonna try to do four a week. I'm gonna... I might end up doing, like, two or three a week.
I have done one choose your own adventure and one film noir so far. So we're gonna change those down. [Erases the numbers next to those.] Uh oh. [points camera at green marker on floor] Green marker's down there. I had a goal to pick up the green marker. Ohhh. Ah geez... I'm too busy for that. I'm just gonna use blue. So [revises numbers] 4... and... 4.... and 3? No, 2. 23? No. No. 2. 2. Oh. Part of a two. 2. Yep. I'm glad... You're probably glad you saw that. Um... So anyway... that's the goals situation. [walks out of time machine room]
Now do you wanna do a skateboard trick? It's your turn to do a skateboard trick. Here you go. [puts camera on skateboard] It's a little dirty, though. When you're done, you might need to wash off your bum. Soap and water should do the trick. I'm not... I'm not gonna tell you how to wash your bum. Okay... Ready? Do a trick! [Sends skateboard on its way.] Do a trick! Do a trick! [Skateboard/camera stop.] Do it! [Craig leans over camera again.] I said do a trick. Here, do a trick. Ready? Trick! [Sends skateboard on its way. Camera does appear to be airborne for a second. Craig laughs, impressed, as he picks up camera and walks back into living room.] Ohhh... That was, like, the biggest ollie I've ever seen into a triple lutz. You did a triple lutz! That's a figure skating trick, and you did it on a skateboard! You amaze me, beardlovelies. You amaze me. [Fighting back tears.] I'm so proud. I gotta... beard slam before I cry. [Slams phone into his beard as he sobs.]

Recurring elements

beardlovelies, Driftless Pony Club (DPC), new couch, eagle, collab video, doobly-doo, beard slam

External links

Indoor Skateboarding on YouTube
Collab video: Wheezy Waiter on Movie Science, Mutant Flu Facts, and 2 Sounds You've Never Heard!