Iggy Pop Tart

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"Iggy Pop Tart"
WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 101
2009
Original Upload date January 21, 2009
Running time 0:02:00
Intro Wheezy beard intro
Outro wheezywaiter.com outro
Wink submitted by Todd (Toddly00)
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Transcript

[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
So let me tell you about the breakfast I ate this morning.
[Through the rest of the video, Wheezy does what he describes in the voiceover.]
I walked into the kitchen trying to figure out what I was going to eat. Now hold on right there. [Wheezy freezes and turns to look at the camera.] You see that shirt? How many shirts do you think I'm wearing? Looks like I'm wearing two, right? Something didn't feel right, like my nipples weren't protected enough. You know how you get that vulnerable nipple feeling? Ladies, you know what I'm talking about, right? So I quickly took the shirt off and one shirt! This is one shirt. So I was like, that's *ding*ing weird. But then I looked at my beautiful bare chest, and as usual, I got an idea. For breakfast, Iggy Pop Tarts.
Iggy Pop was the front man for The Stooges in the 60s and 70s. He went on to have a solo career. As you can see, he was not worried about nipple vulnerability. So I happily popped a pop tart in the toaster and chowed down on a delicious pop tart to the musical stylings of Iggy Pop, nipples to the world. I was like, this pop tart is more tasty than a barrel of beautiful. But then I was like, oh *ding*. I remembered that sometimes Iggy Pop would self-mutilate on stage, like cut himself with broken glass. And I pretended to cut myself with the pop tart.
After all that fun, I looked down at the wrapper. To my horror, there was a second pop tart. What was I gonna do? John Popper Tarts!
John Popper was the front man for the band Blues Traveler and he played the harmonica. So that's what I did with my second pop tart. [Plays the pop tart like a harmonica.] But then I double-tarted myself [plays one pop tart like a harmonica while rubbing the other over his chest, pretending to self-mutilate.] Yum yum. And that's my breakfast.
I'd like to thank Toddly double zero and Tom for helping me bring in a lot of subscribers yesterday. Hi new subscribers. [waving] You can see me but I can't see you. Does this feel like I can see you? [stares intensely] There's a link for Toddly double zero's channel in the describey. You should check him out. He's hilarious. And now he's going to wink.
[Todd:] Hey man, so, uhh, if you were born in 1980, that means you're only 7 years older than me. That's a fun fact. You can use that. For the fun fact drawer. [winks (ding)] [gives thumbs up]
[wheezywaiter dot com outro]

Recurring elements

breakfast puns, *ding*, describey, wink

Related videos

In this video, Craig references Todd and Tom helping bring in a lot of new subscribers. Todd and Tom had posted this video about Craig the day before: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxF2huT38O4.

External links

Iggy Pop Tart on YouTube