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July 4, 2007|
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Good afternoon beardlovers. It's July 4th. And I gotta make this in an hour. Here we go. [Points camera at computer time.] I will have it on the internet by 1:20.
July 4th is In Depends Day. [picture of Depends diapers] Happy In Depends Day.
No it's not. It's Independence Day.
Independence Day is the day that illegal aliens invaded our country and then Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum infected them with their virus and killed them all. Now we are free and independent to invade their home. [Map of Iraq]
Hmm... maybe I"m misunderstanding this.
My friend Ian is visiting for the holiday. Happy Independence Day, Ian.
Some other dudes posted a song about chips and salsa. They call themselves Inclement Weather. I posted a link. Check it out. Think you can write a better one?
In the comments Yours Truly wants to know exactly how my poop will look after I eat clam chowder for an hour. Probably something like this [picture of a bowl of soup], this [picture of a bowl of cornflakes], or this [picture of Dane Cook]. [clears throat] Danzig.
Now a few pickup lines for those of you who are looking to get some Independence Day action at the barbecues you're going to today.
Out of everyone here, you're the barbecutest.
This barbecue's lame. Want to go back to my place and kebab up and down?
I had... I had one more. What was it?
[Ian, offscreen:] Was it about sausage?
Care to skewer my wiener?
Happy Independence Day.
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