I Want Your Chex

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"I Want Your Chex"
WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 135
2009
Original Upload date March 11, 2009
Running time 0:01:23
Intro Wheezy beard intro
Outro website/youtube outro
Wink submitted by hungarianhungryharry
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Transcript

[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
Good morning beardlovers.
[Beats a spoon against a bowl, then against a bottle of milk. These two shots are repeated to create a beat. He also makes a sound like crashing cymbals together. Begins playing guitar. Throughout the video, these shots are repeated and edited in such a way to create the music for the song he's singing.]
[singing:]
I swear I won't eat any of your homefries
I don't need no Eggo
Goes right to my thighs
I've waited so long, babe,
For your cereal
I can't take much more, girl,
I'm losing control.
I want your Chex. [holds up a box of Strawberry Chex]
Bop bop bop bop bop bop bop
And calcium [pours milk into bowl of cereal]
Bop bop bop bop bop bop bop [dances in his chair]
I want your Chex. [takes a bite]
I want your
Bop bop bop bop bop bop bop
Chex.
Wink for me, hungryhungryharry. [title on screen: hungarianhungryharry]
[wink (ding)]
[Over the weheezywaiter.com youtube.com/wheezywaiter outro, we can hear Craig singing instead of outro music:] I want your Bop bop bop bop bop bop bop
[outtakes: shot of Craig dancing in his chair]
I want your... [spoons some cereal into his spoon]
I want your... [holds spoon of cereal.]
Chex.

Recurring elements

beardlovers, breakfast puns, song, wink, outtakes

External links

I Want Your Chex on YouTube