I Love it When the Coffee's Done
|"I Love it When the Coffee's Done"|
|Original Upload date||September 14, 2010|
|Intro||Wheezy beard intro|
|Wink submitted by||Dan Brown|
[slides in/singing rug]
Hey beardlovers. Ugh. I don't feel so good. There must have been something in this cereal that I ate. [holds up empty cereal bowl] Undo. [Backwards footage of Craig eating cereal so by the end the cereal bowl is full and there's also a little numbers game in the bowl too that he ate the first time around.] That's better. Oh hey, I ate a toy. That was the problem. These numbers weren't in order when I ate it. My innards are smart. [Backwards footage of Craig pouring cereal in the bowl and taking off oversize sunglasses and a baseball hat so that the cereal goes back in the box and at the end he is wearing the sunglasses and baseball hat.]
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
So. Notice anything different about me? Not this. [Takes off baseball hat and whips off sunglasses with the motion of his head.]
[Holds up baseball hat, which has Sky Bank written on it.] Sky Bank actually sent me this a while ago. I have a removable roof and a bank in the sky, you know. Speaking of, I need to make a deposit. Gonna put my t-rex in my safety deposit box so my clones keep their dirty hands off it. [throws it up into the sky] Wait, is that an eagle circling up there? [gasps] It grabbed my t-rex! I'm gonna have to do something about that later. Did you figure out what the change is yet? I got a haircut! Isn't that great?
[Craig in alternate camera angle:] It looks like *shirt*!
You know what, me from the other angle? You can keep your opinions to your...
[Craig in another camera angle:] Whoa! Did someone pour beach sand on your head? Cause it is fine!
Oh... [laughs bashfully] stop it! You're too kind. Tell me more.
[Craig in alternate camera angle:] Ugly ugly double ugly!
No, not you!
[Craig in another camera angle:] I coulda swore it was Explosion Wednesday because you look hot! Not that that's a thing.
I like you. [gestures towards that camera angle]
One thing I've noticed is that since my hair folds this way [gestures], when I turn to this side [turns to his right], the bald spot is a lot smaller. On the other side, it's a giant bald spot. Check it out. [Turns to his left. Boing sound as he does an extreme closeup of his brow.] See? [Turns to his left. Boing sound as he does an extreme closeup of his brow.] Whoa. My head gets bigger from that side too. It's kinda weird. Craig with a Wig got a haircut too. Wanna see?
[Craig with a Wig:] My hair looks the same. I'm wearing a wig, you *ding*ing idiot.
[Theme song:] He's Craigity Craig, Craig with a Wig. [turns his head and smiles] [toy piano key]
Oh yeah, I guess that makes sense. Let's check the comments. kaitlenny writes [shows comment] You're not enthusiastic enough that the coffee's done.
What?! Well, I'd love to improve upon that, kaitlenny, but the fact is the coffee isn't done... [sniffs air] Wait a second. [sniffs air again] [Long inhale in extreme closeup with text on screen: breathing is my thing] Oh my god... I think the coffee's done. [Dramatic excitement noises.] [Dramatic face.] [Backwards footage of Craig putting down guitar so it looks like he's grabbing it to play it.] [Accompanies his guitar playing with the toy piano.] [Starts singing]
Coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee's done,
Coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee's done,
I love it when the coffee's done,
I love it when the coffee's done.
[As these phrases repeat for the rest of the video, Craig runs to the window.]
[Yells out the window:] Hey, the coffee's done!
[Two clones on the street below do a jumpkick and shout in unison:] Alright! We love it when the coffee's done!
[Craig yells out window:] That's great! You guys don't get any, though, cause you're just stupid clones.
[The clones dance in the street.]
[Craig in the kitchen:] WOO HOO! [Fills mug. Takes a sip. Jumps into the sky. An eagle is flying by with the t-rex in its mouth. Craig, holding his coffee mug in one hand, punches the eagle with the other. The eagle drops the t-rex as he spins off into the sky. Craig lands from his jump back in the kitchen. A moment later, the t-rex falls from the sky as well.] I knew I'd get that t-rex back somehow. [takes another sip]
[Viewer-submitted beatboxing and wink (ding)]
[Wheezy Waiter sunglasses outro]
[Two clones stand on the street below.]
[Clone on the left:] Look out for the bus. [Walks out of the street.]
[A bus goes by as the clone on the right also walks out of the street.]
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This is the first appearance of the eagle.
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