I Love Juice

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"I Love Juice"
WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 681
Original Upload date August 27, 2012
Running time 0:03:00
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Transcript (in progress)

Hey beardlovers. Oh crap, the camera's sideways. I can fix this.
Other way.
Hey beardlovers. All that work made me thirsty. Oops. This is so confusing.
Wheezy Waiter
I straightened out the camera. Now we're all good. Oh, alright.
There we go. All good. It's a good thing I had my breakfast today 'cause that took a lot of energy.
- Did you have juice with your breakfast?
- No.
- You shoulda had juice with your breakfast.
- Why?
- Allow me to explain.
Look at this grape. Don't know from where it's growing.
Look at this lime. Can't tell if it's fresh or frozen.
I don't know much,
But I know I love juice,
And that may be Cranberry Apple.
Look at these pies. They'll only make me fatter.
Look at this cream. Just filling for the butter.
I don't know much.
But I know I love juice,
Whether that be half a serving or full.
So many confections with fruity flavors,
So much I bitten into.
And nothing's ever showed me,
Aside from Gushers and melted mochi,
The juiciest truth I've ever known,
Squeezed fruit.
I don't know much,
But I know I love juice,
Vitamin C makes my pee colorful.
- Thanks for the explanation. Was that supposed to be an impression of the guy who sings that song?
- Aaron Neville
- Sounds more like Old Gregg from Mighty Boosh.
- I can also do John Wayne, pilgrim.
- No you can't.
Wheezy Waiter
So, if you would like, you can check out today's daily vlog. Also, Chyna made cupcakes. And I highly recommend it to cleanse your palate of Bad Impersonator Clone. Well, that's it. I'm gonna get out of here. See you later.
Whew. Man, what a weird video today's was. I'm glad it's over.
I'm not out. I'm not out yet. Go! Okay, I'm gone.

Recurring elements

[Coming soon]

External links

I Love Juice on YouTube