Hot Dude

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"Hot Dude"
WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 318
Original Upload date May 25, 2010
Running time 0:01:56
Intro Wheezy beard intro
Outro sunglasses outro
Wink submitted by whitsoxdude
Featured Clones
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[slides in/singing rug]
Hey beardlovers. What?!! Wheezy HD! Which stands for hot dude. [looks down] See? Chest hair.
Chest hair equals hot dude.
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
Oh crap! [camera zoom] I still haven't updated the titles to HD yet. [zooms out] Whew. The HD process takes a long time. My good microphone doesn't work on this camera so I have to record it on my other camera. Let's see that angle, shall we? [Cuts to other camera, which is filming his chest] Huh. I didn't think this camera was HD but apparently it is... [points to his chest hair] ... if you know what I mean. [whispers] I'm talking about the chest hair.
[back to HD camera] So can you tell the difference between this camera and my old camera? Let's do a non-chest-hair example. Here's a picture of me with this camera. [Smiles and banjo music plays.] We're gonna call that my banjo face... for no reason. No reason at all. [Banjo face again. Then he stops smiling. Then banjo face again. And stops.] And here's a picture of me with the old camera. [Image from old video with a baby's head superimposed over Craig's head] Wow. I aged a lot in the past... week or so. But the picture quality isn't as good. I wonder what punching a clone is like in HD.
[Craig and a clone sit facing each other. Clone punches Craig.]
[Craig:] Oww!
[Clone:] Feels good.
[Craig:] Wait! You're the clone!
[The clone tee hees in delight as Craig shakes his head.]
[Craig is sleeping. Wakes up suddenly. It's dark now.] Oh. Must have passed out. Punches are really hard in HD.
I bet the coffee's done by now. [leans towards camera, goes out of focus] I love it when... I have to focus now when I lean in. Stupid narrow depth of field. [Focuses camera] There we go. I love it when the coffee's done! In HD! Blow up your YouTube screens really big.
[As he sings the theme from 2001, there is an extreme closeup of the coffee pot. He removes the coffee pot. He takes a sip from his mug. Singing:] Coffee. [He places the mug on the kitchen table. In the medium shot, the coffee mug is tiny and he looms very very large over it.] Forgot to make the coffee in HD. Kinda small.
[Viewer-submitted wink (ding)]
[Wheezy Waiter sunglasses outro]
[Makes a banjo face. Makes a frowny face. Makes a banjo face. Makes a frowny face. Makes a banjo face. Makes a frowny face. Music from Psycho plays. He looks around.]

Recurring elements

singing rug, beardlovers, banjo face, clone, "I love it when the coffee's done!", wink


This is the first Wheezy Waiter video in HD.
This is the first appearance of banjo face.

External links

Hot Dude on YouTube