Hollandaise Road

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"Hollandaise Road"
WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 146
2009
Original Upload date April 3, 2009
Running time 0:02:09
Intro Wheezy beard intro
Outro website/youtube outro
Wink submitted by antirational
Great People
Guests: Mike Benedetto
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Transcript

[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
Hey beardlovers. Remember when I made Eggs Benatar? A lot of you thought the hollandaise sauce looked gross. Ugh. You were right. Looked like yellow bird poop. Mixed with rat turds. Mixed with oatmeal. Made from curdled milk. Mixed with road salt. That's mixed with McDonalds hash browns. That's mixed with dandruff. That's mixed with cole slaw. I don't like cole slaw.
Well, I'm gonna try to make it again.
[playing guitar]
[Holds up egg and bowl. Mixes egg in the bowl.
[starts singing:]
I found out long ago
[in blonde wig, singing:] Ohohohohohohoh
It's a long way down to Hollandaise Road. [holds up lemon juice and the mixed egg. adds lemon juice to egg.]
[flipping the blonde wig, singing:] Ohohohohohohoh
Hollandaise Roaaaaaaaaad. [pours egg into pan, stirs it. takes a spoonful of something (butter?) out of a container. goes to eat it. stops himself.]
Hollandaise Roaaaaaaaaad. [adds the butter to the pan. stirs.]
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick.
[flips the blonde wig, singing:] Ohohohohohohoh
Jack pulled out the asparagus stick. [Craig holds up a stalk of asparagus.]
[in blonde wig, singing:] Ohohohohohohoh
Hollandaise Roaaaaaaaaad. [adds oil to a pan. waits.]
Hollandaise Roaaaaaaaaad. [pours hollandaise sauce over asparagus. eats, nods approvingly.]
[still playing guitar:] Oh *shirt* it's Free Bagel Friday.
[music still playing] [Craig's boss walks up to the bagels. Craig walks up.]
[Craig:] Give me that bagel.
[Craig's boss:] I found out long ago...
[Craig is now wearing a blonde wig, sings:] Ohohohohohohoh
[Craig's boss:] It's a long way down Free Bagel Road.
[Craig's boss is now wearing the blonde wig, sings:] Ohohohohohohoh.
[Craig punches his boss, who flies backwards, knocking stuff over. Craig grabs the bagel, walks away.]
[Music continues:] Hollandaise Roaaaaaaaaad. Hollandaise Roaaaaaaaaad.
[Craig's boss, lying where he fell from the punch, singing:] Free Bagel Roaaaaaaaaad. Free Bagel Roaaaaaaaaad.
[song ends. Craig smiles.]
Hey Drew, give us a wink.
[Viewer-submitted wink (ding)]
[wheezywaiter.com youtube.com/wheezywaiter outro]

Recurring elements

beardlovers, breakfast puns, song, *shirt*, Free Bagel Friday, wink

Related videos

At the beginning of the video, Craig mentions his Eggs Benatar video.

External links

Hollandaise Road on YouTube