Happy New Year!

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"Happy New Year!"
WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 86
Original Upload date December 31, 2008
Running time 0:02:23
Intro Wheezy beard intro
Outro wheezywaiter.com outro
Wink submitted by Barbra Streisand
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[Wheezy Waiter beard intro with "Wheezy Waiter clip" song]
You know what one of the best things about New Years Eve is? Resealable champagne bottles. [pops champagne cork] Woo! [Attempts to reseal the bottle and pop the cork again, to much less impressive results.] Woo. Okay, maybe not.
So I was wondering, what was your favorite video I did this year? You can e-mail me or tell me in the comments. Can't remember? Well, here, let me show you all the videos.
[A super-sped-up film of all the 2008 videos plays as Barbra Streisand sings 'Memory.' When the film of all the videos end, we see part of the music video of Barbra singing the song]
Whoa, okay.... thank you Babs.
So there's the year in review. Thank you for all the songs, winks, and comments. Seriously.
Much like this champagne, they all give me a warm bubbly feeling in my belly.
Even your comment, tmmhaha, who made fun of my teeth and called me a balding jackass. YouTube comments - stern, but fair.
[Wheezy smoothes his hair, rubs his teeth]
So now let me tell you my plan for the future. Beginning January 5th, I'm going to attempt something I've not done before. I'm going to get up at 7 at the latest every day and eat breakfast. Not weekends.
It seems like a lot of people get up early every day, and I just want to see what all the hype is about. And you know how you always hear that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. I just wanna... I wanna know if ... uhhh... if that makes me feel any better if I eat breakfast. And I'm going to film it every day. Not weekends. For as long as it takes me to go insane.
I know many of you are thinking 7 o'clock in the morning isn't early. Well, Mom, Dad, other overachievers, nyeeeuh.
So that's one of my resolutions for next year. Do you have any? And what else do you think I can do in the morning besides eat breakfast?
So that's about it. If you're on wheezywaiter dot com, please subscribe in the sidebar. You'll be notified every time I post a movie.
Happy New Year. I hope your next year is wonderful. [sips from the bottle]
[Clip from earlier of him popping the cork.] Woo!
Take us out, Babs.
[Video of Barbra singing 'Memory.' Wheezy slides into frame, lip-syncing the end of the song, using the champagne bottle as a microphone. Intercut with Barbra. When Barbra's eyes close at the end of the song, her eyelids ding.]
[wheezywaiter dot com outro]

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Happy New Year! on YouTube