Happy Labor Day

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"Happy Labor Day"
WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 684
Original Upload date September 3, 2012
Running time 0:03:20
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Happy Labor Day, beardlovers. Get ready to celebrate some trees. Oh my god. That's Arbor Day. Aaagh! I had this whole song planned. There was gonna be sexy dancing trees.
Trees are the bees' knees, sometimes they make me sneeze in the warm summer breeze.
It was gonna be really clever.
And then I was gonna weave a quilt in the shape of an oak tree. It was gonna be lovely.
I don't feel like doing anything now.
Taking my pants off.
Why was I wearing two pairs of pants?
Wheezy Waiter
I feel like crap. Why do I feel like crap today? Flashback.
Boat party, boat party.
Boat party, boat party.
Boat party, boat party.
Boat party, boat party, boat party, boat party.
Boat party, boat party, boat party, boat...
Went to some kind of party, I guess. I don't remember what kind.
But anyway, today's Labor Day. What do you even do on Labor Day? Checkin' the googles.
Oh. You're just supposed to not work. What kind of a WONDERFUL HOLIDAY IS THIS?
Awesome! Double up! Awesome! Awesome!
Labor Day's perk is you don't work, jerk. Sorry. Got a little bit too Sir Mix-A-Lot-y there.
Well, this is my job. Making videos. It's a job I enjoy doing but I'm done. I can't do it today. It's Labor Day. Sorry.
- You gotta finish a video!
- I'm... No!
- You finish the video!
- I'm done. I'm done.
- No you're not.
- No!
- No!
- I'm done!
- You are not done!
- Yes I am!
- No you're not!
- Yes I am!
- No you're not!
- Yes I am!
- You are not!
- Yes I am!
- No!
- Done.
- Just do it, okay?!
- No!
- Yes!
- No!
- Yes!
- No!
- Yes!
- No! No way! I ain't gonna do it!
- Make a video! I don't care if it's Labor Day. Just make a video!
- I'm not gonna do it!
- Making a video is better than not making a video!
- No!
- One time I knew a guy who didn't make a video and he died.
- Nooooooo! Nyah.
- As chairman of the Wheezy Bureau of Clerical and Departmental Affairs, I demand it.
- Listen, Corporate Clone, if that's your real name...
- It... it isn't.
- Oh. What is your name anyway?
- Oh. Um... I'm not, uh... Craig, I guess. Since I'm a clone of you.
- Oh my gosh, that's my name too! Hahaha. What a coincidence. Listen! I'm not making a video on Labor Day!
- You know, not everybody takes off work on Labor Day.
- Oh yeah? Name one everybody.
- I just got Chinese at a restaurant down the street.
- Cannibal!
- Chinese food.
- Labor Day's an American holiday. Of course the Chinese will be working. Racist.
- Uh, what about the police?
- Sting is from England, idiot!
- As chairman of the WBOCAD, wbocad, I demand that you make a video every Monday, Wednesday, Friday and it is at least two and a half minutes long.
- This video is now over two and a half minutes.
- Oh, well done.
Wheezy Waiter
You know what? It's Labor Day. I'm not gonna do the end screen. I'm outta here. I'm gonna get a clone to do it or something. Blah di blah. My voice is trailing off now.
- Hi. Wheezy Waiter asked me to do the end screen so I'm gonna do the end screen. Um, there's a daily vlog down there. You can watch that if you want. And a Wheezy Waiter poster. I'm in the poster. Check it out. It'd be really cool if you checked it out. I'm gonna go now, 'kay? I don't know what else to say. So I'm outta here.
- Gah! Quiet Clone, you snuck up on me. Geez.
- I'm sorry.

Recurring elements

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External links

Happy Labor Day on YouTube