[slides in/singing rug] Hey beardlovers.
[Another Craig slides in/singing rug] Hey beardlovers.
[Craig who slid in first:] Get lost!
[Craig who slid in second:] I'm the real Craig.
[Craig who slid in first:] No, I'm the real Craig!
[They both look confused.]
[Craig who slid in second:] Uh ohhhh.
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
[Craig who slid in first:] Let's see. How do we solve this? Get to the alligator pit!
[Craig who slid in second:] Okay.
[They both gasp.]
[Craig who slid in first:] Ahh, see? Real Craig would never agree to that. Hehe.
[Craig who slid in second:] Wait. You get to the alligator pit!
[Craig who slid in first:] Okay. [gasps]
[Another Craig comes out from behind the kitchen door:] Both of you get to the alligator pit! Hehehehe. Got you. Ah, clone Craigs think they're real Craigs. Gets me every time.
[Sits down] Hehe. Alligator's eating well today since I created them for that practical joke.
[Another Craig pops up from behind the chair:] Get to the alligator pit!
[Craig in front of camera:] Okay. [looks confused] What?
[Craig behind the chair:] Hehe. Clones. They never know. They never know.
[Craig sits down. Laughs maniacally. Breathes in and out. Takes puff from asthma inhaler.] That's my inhaler. I have asthma. That's why there's a Wheezy in Wheezy Waiter.
Breathing is my thing even though it's difficult for me sometimes.
So earlier today my temporary roommate Ty and I sat down and really got to know each other.
[Opening credits. Music plays as Ty, w earing a blonde wig and black moustache and carrying an automatic rifle, enters Craig's apartment. As he says the following line, the words appear on the screen as the opening titles:] Hi. I'm Ty. [Pulls off wig and moustache] I'm just a regular guy. [Notices he still has the rifle raised. Lowers it.]
[Title on screen: Heart to Heart]
[Craig and Ty sit on opposite sides of the kitchen table, their hands folded in front of them.]
[Craig:] And then she walked out on me. And that's why it's hard for me to love to this day.
[Craig:] Now it's your turn.
[Ty:] So there was this girl...
[Ty:] And she worked at a coffee shop.
[Craig:] She pretty hot?
[Ty just stares at Craig.]
[Craig:] Okay, go on.
[Ty:] So I was ordering a cup of coffee... and I asked for two sugars...
[Ty:] But she gave me three.
[Ty:] And that's why... I like three sugars.
[Craig blinks slowly. Gets up and walks away.]
[Craig:] You're so normal!
[Ty looks down at himself:] Oh! [buttons top button on his shirt]
[End credits. Music plays as Ty says to the camera (and words appear on the screen as end titles):] I'm just a regular guy.
I sort of ignored the YouTube Moderator last week and I didn't ask you what I should do today. So I asked Twitter. Rehka ... Rekka? ... [shows tweet] said "Do a handstand."
That got me thinking. I've never known how to do a handstand. I think I'm gonna do it against the wall every day until I'm able to do it on my own. Starting today.
[Standing by the wall] Alright, here goes. [Makes several attempts at handstands] Ow! [Makes several other attempts, holding a handstand for a few seconds]
[sitting down again, panting] DrDoorman writes [shows tweet] "Exercise routine."
Well, [still breathing heavily] that was pretty much it right there.
Well, that's about it for today. Now it's time to go have some fuuun!
[Another Craig walks into frame:] Get to the alligator pit!
[Viewer sings outro theme as Wheezy Waiter sunglasses outro graphic is visible on screen. Viewer winks (ding)]
So I asked... asked... asked Twitter. Asked Twitter. Asked Twitter. Asktwitter. Askwitter.
[In the kitchen:] Let the car go by. Truck truck truck!
Rehka ... Rekka? Rehka... [turns towards window] Wow! Trucks! Wow! You're... you amaze me! It's amazing how loud you are! I am just... I'm just in awe... about it. I'm not even that mad. It's just... wow! Technology. You know? So awesome.
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This is the first video in which Craig does a handstand.
Handstand 101 on YouTube
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