H2 Uh Oh
|"H2 Uh Oh"|
|Original Upload date||March 22, 2010|
|Intro||Wheezy beard intro|
|Wink submitted by||danntire|
[slides in/singing rug]
Hey there beardlov... [shot of back of his head] What?! [turns around] Camera moved over here... [camera moves to another position] Stop it! [Camera is now below Craig] Now that's just inappropriate.
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
Okay, I'm about to speak to a very small niche audience. Those that are on this planet and those that use water. I apologize to those who are excluded. Happy World Water Day, everybody... who drinks water and is on this planet. [shows website] Water Day is a crazy celebration created by the UN to raise awareness about water quality throughout the world. And boy did they do their job. I became aware of Water Day due to the UN's massive lobbying effort to get a small link at the bottom of the Wikipedia page for March 22nd. [shows Wikipedia page]
Despite their massive ad campaign, I think I'll help them out with a jingle.
[sings and plays the tune (to "We wish you a Merry Christmas") on his toy keyboard:]
We wish you a drippy Water Day,
We wish you a soaky Water Day,
We wish you a soggy Water Day,
But be aware that it's not clean...
For many parts of the world.
And dirty water sucks. Just ask Craig with a Wig [whispers] who I slipped some dirty water. You don't wanna know what I put in it.
[Craig with a Wig is at the kitchen table.]
[Craig with a Wig:] It sucks that I require water to live. It sucks to live. [sips water and spits it out] That's not the flavor I was expecting.
[Theme song:] He's Craigity Craig, Craig with a Wig! [Craig with a Wig smiles] [toy piano key] [Craig with a Wig takes another sip of water.]
There's an organization called Charity Water that does a great job of getting water to those that need it. They have a YouTube page. Link in the doobly-doo.
All this talk about water is making me thirsty. For coffee. I love it when the coffee's done. I'm gonna swim to it. [gets up and turns around] Cannonball! [Jumps into a body of water that is out of frame. We see Craig's arms come up as he swims towards kitchen. Comes out of the kitchen with coffee mug. Gets into the body of water again, holding his coffee mug above him where it's dry as he swims back towards camera. Gets back in his chair.] Swimming with coffee's hard.
So a few days ago, I had an aquarium installed in my floor. I... I bought a whale. It was on sale. Whale on sale. [whale sounds. Craig sighs.] It's so noisy! See, whale owners never tell you how noisy their whales are. [whale sounds continue throughout this part of the video] Shut up, whale! Whale, shut up! What do you want? Want some food? Want some bacon bits? Fine. Here's some bacon bits. [sprinkles bacon bits into the whale tank] Delicious bacon bits. Yeah! There. You happy? [whale sounds] Ranch sauce. [drops a bottle of Ranch dressing into the whale tank] [whale sounds] Who woulda thought owning a whale would be such a hassle?
[Winker sings outro theme:] Wheezy Waiter [Small Wheezy Waiter sunglasses outro graphic can be seen in corner. Winks (ding)]
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If you'd like to go to the Charity Water YouTube page, click on this. [holds up RSS feed pillow] Any time. Bye bye.
This is the first appearance of the whale tank.
H2 Uh Oh on YouTube