[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
[slides in/singing rug]
Hey beardlovers. So today I wanted to teach you about proper greetings. It's important...
[shows IBBSpider's comment:] hello.
Well, that greeting was proper but it was a little bit late. So you gotta...
[shows imbored200's comment:] hi
Again, that greeting was nice and actually shorter and easier to say, but it wasn't the proper time for...
[shows Tremari0's comment:] hi [the comment has the :) emoticon at the end]
Pleasant smile. That's nice, but it's rude to interrupt me when I'm...
[shows uwanthits' comment:] hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Are you trying to harmonize "Hi"? Good initiative. [sings:] Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
[shows uwanthits' comment at same time, which harmonizes:] hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Good voice. But, again, like I said earlier, you should've said that before I said...
[shows prozvidz's comment:] hello weezy!
Well, there's a good attempt. Everybody likes the sound of their own name... whether you misspell it or not. Saying someone's name is a good way to remember it.
[shows Renownify's comment:] Great! [followed by emoticon :D ]
But the yelling was a bit much and your timing is still way off. I said hi first way back in the beginning. Now you're just interrupting...
[shows josephpearse1's comment:] First
No I was first.
[shows Smitty5005's comment and reads it a bit louder:] First!
No. I was first.
[shows another comment by Smitty5005:] Sorry bro, I was first.
You were not first. Let's... let's look at the beginning.
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro. As Craig slides in/singing rug, there is Smitty5005's comment superimposed over Craig's face for a moment:] Hey beardlovers.
What? Wait, let's see that again. Slow mo.
[Slow motion of end of Wheezy Waiter beard intro. Slow mo of Craig sliding in, Smitty5005's comment over his face.]
Look at that. I guess you were first.
[shows yasmondi's comment:] Duh.
No wait, no wait, that's still not a greeting. You... you weren't the first greeter.
[shows imjustanotherbandboy's comment:] not first!
Good. Glad you understand.
[shows NamesChiz's comment:] last.
Well, second. Well, I guess last if no one else joins the conversation.
[shows Flooniese's comment:] This is off topic, but could you please back quiet clone?
Well, I couldn't even if I wanted to. [Behind him, Quiet Clone emerges from a room.] There's no way to hear him. [Quiet Clone waves and mumbles quietly.] And I don't want to. [Quiet Clone continues mumbling quietly.] He's definitely not coming back in this video. I can't even find him. There's no way to...
[shows GargantuanHunter's comment:] YES!!
[Quiet Clone goes back into the room and closes the door.] Why are you happy about that? [Craig looks behind him.] Never mind. Let's try this greeting again from the beginning. Hello.
[shows username8735's comment:] buttocks
Oh, no. Oh no.
[shows xOhNoes' comment:] you are stressing me!
Sorry, OhNoes. I don't remember you ever having a problem repeating me so let's try that. Repeat after me. Hello.
[shows MrGloutube's comment:] padamtsj
Not even a real word. We need to get you back into shape. Come on. Hello.
[shows 7413029's comment:] Poop
That's not back into shape.
[shows PrettyxxInxxPink89's comment:] Pickles
Yeah, that's the same shape as poop but that's not what...
[shows chrispandabear's comment:] bahaa
Yes, the Baja is also shaped kinda like poop. [Shows map] Especially if you eat roughage. But enough about shapes. Okay?
[shows LewwwyD's comment:] OMG the aspect ratio
That's the dimensions of a shape. Okay. I quit. That's it, I quit. Goodbye.
[shows Revan727's comment:] What a nice day in Chicago.
That... that actually means no more conversation, okay? Goodbye.
[shows ChrisRalphHoward's comment:] how're you liking this cool weather wheezy?
[Craig sighs and blinks slowly.]
[shows F4rl30d's comment:] I paused
No you didn't. I'm just holding still.
[Wheezy Waiter video game outro]
[shows creztoe's comment, which says: *wink*] [ding]
So beardlovers, here's another Making Of video on wheezywaiter dot com. You might want to check it out. The reviews are in.
[shows thefamouskaytay's comment:] I love your new making of videos.
[shows MisterNatMan's comment:] Wow thank you so much for making the Behind the Scenes, it really helped me think about ways to do things I want in my vids. And it was also really funny.
[shows Hyperactivexp's comment:] YEAH!
That last one might have been out of context. I'm not sure.
Also, remember the Father's Day Song? [points to clickable annotation]
[shows LukeConnerL's comment:} NO!!!
Oh. Well, you can click here to watch it if you forgot. You can also buy the song on iTunes now. Link in the doobly-doo. Also in the doobly-doo is my band Driftless Pony Club's tour dates. I know a lot of you complained that we weren't going to California but we're going to VidCon that is in Los Angeles, California. And these aren't all of the dates. They're just the ones we have confirmed so far, so keep a look out. Now this is Wheezy Waiter and Wheezy Waiter only signing off. [Quiet Clone peeks out from the door behind Craig and waves.] Goodbye. One man show. [Quiet Clone comes out, waves, mumbles a little.] I'm awesome. [Quiet Clone mumbles.] Do you hear something? I don't.
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Making of Greetings
Father's Day Song
Greetings on YouTube