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WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 67
Original Upload date July 10, 2008
Running time 0:02:09
Intro special July intro
Outro outro
Wink submitted by Steve Sleeve
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After being up until at least 2 every night doing this and having a full time job, things are getting loopy.
On Good News Day Tuesday, stocks were up. On Bad News Day Wednesday, stocks were down. On Pop Culture Thursday, stocks got a divorce, went to rehab, got a boob job, and started a line of puppy boots. Designer perfume. Scented hair gel. Or something. Shoot me in the mouth. It's Pop Culture Thursday.
[wheezywaiter chips and salsa intro can be seen (but not heard) under the July calendar intro. 'Wheezy Waiter Takes On July... ...5 days a week... ... It's Pop Culture Thursday...' An original song about pop culture plays over the intro.]
That's the second day in a row Kris Racer sent me a theme song. He's really hitting them out of the park. The rest of you are throwing interceptions. I'm mixing my sports metaphors again. Sorry I wasn't a better athlete, Dad.
In yesterday's comments, nathan directed me to Star Magazine. Thank you, Nathan. There I discovered Christina Aguilera's lips. [Reading article:] "Christina Aguilera is obsessed with her kisser. While eating at The Ivy in LA on June 27th, the new mommy reglossed her lips more than 30 times." You know what, Christina? Or Chrissy, if I may be so bold. You just let those lips shine. Alright? Let those flappers gleam, baby. Cause when you got it, flaunt it. That's all I'm saying.
[singing] These luscious lips of mine. I'm gonna make 'em shine. I'm gonna make 'em shine. I'm gonna make 'em shine. These luscious lips of mine...
And that was everything that happened in pop culture today.
Steve, close it out for us.
[wink (ding)]
[wheezywaiter dot com outro]
Come on, send me some theme songs, guys. I know a lot of you are musicians. Sam, Nate, Matt, Chris, Chase, Ryan, Dennis, Steve, Zaid, Amelia, Quinn, Ben, Ed, Pete, Mike, Justin, Tim, Alan, Tim, Kyle, Kristen, Bill, Angela, Robbie, Sean, Phil, Eric, Ryle and Chad, Jordan, Ian, Marcus, Jesse, Jeff, Cindy, Lindsay, Nick, Eric, Tron, Ryan, Adam, and others that I forgot. Any of you could make a theme song. True, Zaid, you sent me a song. It'll be used.
[outtake: Wheezy rubbing his face from the beginning of the video]

Recurring elements

Pop Culture Thursday, comments, headlines, song, wink, outtakes

External links

Glosstrophobia on YouTube