[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
[Wheezy sings and dances through the following song:]
Tonight I gotta cut loose, footloose,
Kick off your Sunday shoes,
Please, Louise, shake it, shake it for me,
Whoa, Milo, come on come on let's go,
Jack, get back, come on before we crack,
Steve, believe, dance or I'll get peeved,
Earl, just twirl, dance or I'll hit a girl [reveals a huge fist]
Sue, *ding* you, dance or I know what to do [holds up a gun]
Paul, that's all.
(Paul dances like *shirt*.)
Everybody cut, everybody cut, [stomps on the floor two times]
Everybody cut, everybody cut, [sips coffee two times]
Everybody cut, everybody cut,
Everybody cut Fruit Loose [holds up a box of Froot Loops]
[eats Froot Loops] Mmm. Yeah, that'll do.
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Katrina, I hope you're a fan of Footloose because now you'll be associated with it forever. It's your turn to wink.
[Katrina:] But I look like a *ding*ing idiot when I wink.
You don't think I look like an idiot?
[Clip of the "come on come on let's go" dance from the Fruit Loose song]
[Katrina sighs and winks (ding)]
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Jeremy, beware of me, dance or I'll take care of thee. [holds up knife]
Blagojevich, Illinoiavich, just resign from office right now so we don't ever have to hear about you again. Ich.
Todd, nice bod. Dance or answer to my rod.
I'm talking about a gun. [holds up a gun] People call guns rods, don't they? Ah whatever, it rhymed.
song, breakfast puns, *ding*, *shirt*, wink, Blagojevich
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