Flux You

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"Flux You"
WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 238
Original Upload date January 22, 2010
Running time 0:03:21
Intro Wheezy beard intro
Outro Sunglasses outro
Wink submitted by mrgravity360
Great People
Guests: Mike Benedetto
Episode chronology
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Yep, still making videos every weekday and you're not so, so [blows a raspberry]. Unless you are. In that case, I take it back. [plays the previous footage backwards]
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
[slides in/singing rug]
Hey beardlovers. Remember me? I'm the guy from before the intro.
[Title on screen: 12 seconds ago. Black and white clip of Craig blowing a raspberry.]
I was so young then. So free.
I fixed one of my broken things I mentioned yesterday.
[Pulls lamp into frame] Got a new lightbulb. [turns on light, sings as he makes it brighter.] Aa aa aa.
Let's do that in reverse. I just want to see what it looks like. [plays previous footage in reverse]
Okay now turn it back on. [It's brighter now.] That's better.
In the comments, LNOL writes [shows comment] "I've got an amazing beard..."
[continues reading comment] "...but my girlfriend wants me to shave it off..."
[continues reading comment] "What should I do?"
Dump her!
Movin' on.
In response to the noise my car makes, SimaanFreeloader writes [shows comment] "Dude, it's your belt. It's singing like your rug. Maybe you should make a choir out of them. Rock on!"
Hmm. A choir, you say.
[slides in chair/singing rug followed by car sound followed by singing rug followed by car sound followed by combination of singing rug and car sound]
Maybe not.
Wait! I think the coffee's done. I love it when the coffee's done! [gets up and knocks chairs over, lifts up blankets off bed, music plays as he throws the blankets up in slow motion, jumps up and down. Comes out of kitchen with the coffee.] Yeah! [sips coffee] Mmm. [looks at camera] What?
So the majority of you think that the noise my car is making is a belt problem. And I think I agreed with you. Until I saw jamcob93's comment. [shows comment] "I think you need to replace your Flux capacitor."
Great Scott! It hasn't been going up to 1.21 jigawatts. But I had enough plutonium before I accidentally sent the Libyans through time. I'm not thinking fourth dimensionally!
I just wanted to say all that. I'm a dork.
In the comments, tell me what you'd like to me to say. Not your name and not something nasty.
Yesterday some Polish person asked me to say this, Lena, Michael kocha Cię całym sercem.
I could be way off. I apologize. You're just gonna have to check the comments to see what that means. Unless I'm way off and no one knows. Then I might put an annotation up. [Annotation on screen: Some people in the comments could tell what I was supposed to say.]
There's more sneeze remixes in the doobly-doo. [points to the doobly-doo] Whoa... YouTube changed their video page layout. On the video page, the doobly-doo is down there [points down], which means it's down there on my channel, my website, and on the video page. Gone are the days of confusion about where to point... right or left. Now it's all right there... [points up]... uh, right there. [points down].
Alright, mrgravity360, dazzle me.
[wink (ding) with sparkly bits]
Holy f.... Sparkly winks!
[Wheezy Waiter sunglasses outro]
Oh *shirt*. It's Free Bagel Friday. By the way, when I censor *shirt* I'm using an image of a shirt that I'm selling. Link in the doobly-doo. Anyway, yeah, as I said, oh *shirt*, Free Bagel Friday.
[Craig's boss walks up, takes a bagel, starts cutting. Craig walks up.]
[Craig:] Gimme that bagel.
[Craig's boss:] No.
[Craig:] Yes.
[Craig's boss:] No.
[Craig:] Yes!
[Craig's boss:] No.
[Craig:] YES!
[Craig's boss:] No.
[Music plays as Craig starts to punch his boss in slow motion.]
[Craig's boss:] Noooooooooo!
[Craig laughs]
[Craig punches his boss, who flies backwards, landing on top of the recycling bin before falling onto the floor. Craig grabs the bagel and leaves.]
[Craig's boss, lying on the floor:] I haven't had a bagel in two years.

Recurring elements

singing rug, beardlovers, comments, "I love it when the coffee's done!", Back to the Future, "I'm a dork.", doobly-doo, wink, *shirt*, merchandise, Free Bagel Friday

External links

Flux You on YouTube