Feelings 101

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"Feelings 101"
WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 329
Original Upload date June 10, 2010
Running time 0:01:40
Intro Wheezy beard intro
Outro sunglasses outro
Wink submitted by Dinomy199185
Featured Clones
Episode chronology
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"A Streetcar Named Explosion"
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"Wheezy in Wonderland"



[slides in/singing rug]
Hey beardlovers. Let's start this one out with a wink. [Winks (ding)] [There's a white fleck of something on his eyelid]
[shows Dindondidle's comment] What's the white thing on your eye?
I don't know, Dindondidle. [closes eye so white fleck is visible]
[shows KingOfTheBritains comment] There's a sparkle in your eye.
What's that, KingOfTheBritains?
[shows raychillable's comment] What the poo is in your eye?
Raychillable, I'm taking care of it. Here we go. [Rubs his eyelid. Now the white fleck is on his other eyelid.] There we go. Got it. [Winks (ding)]
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
With you guys, who needs a mirror, right? How's my hair? Let me know. I'll fix it tomorrow.
My mirror is slow but true.
Feels like there's still something in my eye. [There IS still something on his eye.] Nah, you'll probably tell me about it, though. I'll just wait.
[turns to alternate camera angle:] Always trust what others tell you more than your own feelings. Speaking of... [turns back to main camera angle and dials his phone, clears his throat] Hey Mom. Am I hungry yet? It sort of feels like it.
[Craig pulls the phone away from his ear in shock as we hear] *Ding* *ding* *shirt* *ding* *shirt* [Craig puts phone down] Alright.
I thought I was hungry. Hmm. It's probably just the devil.
Hunger is the devil's work.
Agh, I got an itch. [Rubs eyelid with the white fleck that doesn't fall off.] What was that about?
Oh man, I think it's stuffy in here. Hey clone, come here for a second.
[Clone slides in:] Yes?
[Craig:] Is it stuffy in here?
[Clone:] I don't know. I need other people to tell me how to feel.
[Craig:] I need other people to tell me how *I* should feel.
[Clone:] You have something in your eye.
[Craig:] You have something in YOUR eye.
[Clone:] No I don't.
[Craig punches the clone.]
[Clone:] Owww!
[Craig laughs]
[Clone:] I think that hurts.
[Craig:] It hurts.
Sorry. Short video today, guys. I had some technical difficulties. And I'm gonna be super late for work. Agh, my eye itches. [Rubs his eyelid. Now the white fleck is on his forehead] That's better.
[Viewer gasps:] I think the coffee's done. I love it when the coffee's done! [Goes to coffee maker. It's empty.] Oh. No it's not. How does he always know? [Winks (ding)]
[Wheezy Waiter sunglasses outro]
[Craig picks the fleck of white off his eyelid. Licks his finger and wets his forehead with it. Sticks fleck of white on his forehead. Turns to camera.]

Recurring elements

singing rug, beardlovers, wink, comments, alternate camera angle, *ding*, *shirt*, clone, wink, outtakes

Related videos

All the comments about something on his eye refer to the previous day's video, A Streetcar Named Explosion.

External links

Feelings 101 on YouTube