Feelin' lazy

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"feelin' lazy"
WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 3
2007
Original Upload date June 7, 2007
Running time 0:02:30
Wink submitted by WheezyWaiter
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Transcript

Good morning complete strangers. It’s June 7th. Is it June 7th?
I took the day off of work today so I could surround myself in this heavenly glow.
I’m feeling lazy. I didn’t even want to put on any pants today. Lazy. I didn’t even put in contacts today. Lazy. [sigh] Let me tell you…. It feels great.
[singing] Feeling lazy feeling lazy feeling lazy.
According to Wikipedia, the expression intellectual laziness is used to describe a tendency to not ask questions or investigate thoroughly, applying a kind of mental routine or just following the crowd. Maybe I should run for office and get paid to be lazy. Ooooh… danzig!
You know sometimes waiters can be lazy.
[Waiter 1:] You think you can help me with some of these plates? They’re really heavy.
[Waiter 2:] Alright.
[Waiter 1:] Here. [hands over dishes he's carrying] Sucker! I’m gonna go watch Veronica Mars.
[Waiter 2:] Why you gotta be like that?
Hey… wasn't that another installment of Wheezy Waiter’s It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad ... There Are A Bunch of Different Types of Waiters? [wink (ding)]
Yeah I think it was.
[The song “Your Love Makes Me Sleepy" plays over footage of Craig skipping down the street, dancing in his apartment, rocking in his chair, Waiters 1 and 2, Craig climbing up on the table, and a picture of Donald Rumsfeld.]

Recurring elements

complete strangers, song, Wikipedia, "danzig!", clone, Veronica Mars, It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad ... There Are A Bunch of Different Types of Waiters, wink

Firsts

This video has the first references to Wikipedia, "danzig!", and Veronica Mars.

Related videos

In 2011, Craig discusses this video in The Lazy Professional.

External links

feelin' lazy on YouTube