Father's Day Out
|"Father's Day Out"|
|Original Upload date||June 17, 2008|
|Intro||chips and salsa intro|
|Wink submitted by||Craig's dad|
[Wheezy rolls into frame holding a beer.]
Hey Dad! It's June 17th. Father's Day! In Guatemala and El Salvador. Feliz de los Padres! Te quiero mucho, Papa! [sips beer]
[wheezywaiter dot com chips and salsa intro]
Lo siento, Padre. I mean, I'm sorry, Dad. I meant to make this two days ago but my band was recording.
[Shot of a building] [Title on screen: Phantom Manor Recording, Somewhere in Chicago, Two Days Ago]
This is Sam, bassist for Driftless Pony Club.
[Sam:] Happy Father's Day, Dad. [takes a bite of a piece of pizza] Mmmm.
This is Nate Bartley, the drummer.
[Nate:] [holds up a coffee mug that says 'Thinking of you' with a rainbow] Happy dads day, Father.
This is Matt Weber, guitarist for Driftless Pony Club.
[Matt:] Happy Father's Day, Dad.
And I'm guitarist-singer for Driftless Pony Club. Happy Fathers Day, Dad. Here's a montage of all of your appearances in Wheezy Waiter.
[Wheezy's dad:] Get drunk! Get drunk! Get drunk! Medium double mocha latte with whipped cream. I don't have a beer yet. We can't film me yet.
[Craig:] What are you looking at, Dad?
[Wheezy's dad:] I'm looking at a squirrel making a nest. Tearing branches off my tree.
[Craig:] How do you feel about that?
[Wheezy's dad:] I don't like it. Hmm. There's a leaf.
[Back to Wheezy's apartment:]
[Quoting Wikipedia:] The average per capita spending on Father's Day is expected to be in the range of 27.60.
That was the exact price of this Hamm's one-pack. This one's for you, Dad.
Adios mi Papa. Buenos noches.
[Wheezy and his family singing:] In a one-horse open sleigh. Hey! [Wheezy's dad walks up to the camera and winks] [wink (ding)] [His whole family starts laughing. Craig says:] I think that's good.
[wheezywaiter dot com outro]
[Audio of Wheezy's dad saying:] I don't like it [plays over a picture of him holding a tall beer.]
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