|Original Upload date||April 7, 2010|
|Intro||Wheezy beard intro|
|Wink submitted by||Dinosaurmannen|
[slides in/singing rug]
Straight-faced slide-in with angelic music. EXPLOSION! And scene.
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
Ow! Ow! I think I burnt a nipple.
[turns to alternate camera angle] It's Wednesday! [explosion]
[turns to another camera angle] Wednesday! [explosion]
[turns to another camera angle] Explosion! [explosion]
[turns to main camera angle] Wednesday! [pounds his fists together. The image starts to retract and then fills screen again as loud vacuum/whooshing sound can be heard.] Oh! Almost caused a black hole there.
I don't know if I'm gonna make Explosion Wednesday a thing. I'm just doing stuff.
MrDrugsarebad writes [shows comment] What happend to your skybank?
The Sky Bank is still there, and it's yielding higher interest than ever. I just had to put the roof back on because the money kept falling into my whale aquarium. [points downward towards whale tank] [whale sounds] And stoner Michael Phelps kept using it to buy weed. [Michael Phelps doing a stoner laugh] I just have my clones go up there and gather the money. [Money falls down]
[Michael Phelps:] [stoner laugh] Score!
My explosions must have blew a hole in the roof. [looks upward] Hey, could you patch that up, clone? [sound of hammering] Just leave a little hole. Just a tiny hole. Got it? Good. Don't let it happen again. [pulls out a gun and shoots upwards] Probably won't. Cause you're dead.
If this is the first video of mine you watched, you might be confused and not watching anymore. Then again, Lost is a very highly rated show. Knowing that is what keeps me weird.
mikemis writes [shows comment] Weird. I was thinking about your mustache before you said it.
Oh, so you're thinking what I'm going to say now. How about this? Turkey burgers. [picture of turkey burger] Nah, if you're like me, you're probably always thinking about turkey burgers.
How about this? Betty White. [picture of Betty White from Golden Girls] Let me finish. Not from Golden Girls. From the Mary Tyler Moore Show. [picture from that show] She's in the lower left. Has there ever been a time when Betty White wasn't old-looking? And why did everyone have such white teeth in the 70s? Was there a professional teeth whitener on set?
Hey, guess what? Today, April 7th, is World Health Day. 2010's focus is on urbanization and health. They're calling it 1000 Cities 1000 Lives. Although there's much more than a thousand lives in every city in the world. I wonder which lives they're gonna focus on.
I also wonder what Chicago's doing. They have a map. Let's look. [map from their website] Ooh! A lot of European and Asian cities are partaking. What about the US? Hmm. Not so much. Let's zoom in on Chicago. That's Decatur, Illinois. Chicago's doing jack *shirt*. What?! I'm not gonna let that stand.
[Gets up with a bottle of pills in his hand. Shot of street below from his window. He walks into the street] Get your free Vitamin C. [pours pills onto street] And Walgreens acetaminophen. Quells the symptoms, not the disease. [Puts bottles down on the street and walks away.] I'm super selfless. I wonder if this would be considered drug dealing. Probably not until I start charging. Gotta get 'em hooked first.
[Viewer-submitted wink (ding) and wink (ding)]
[Wheezy Waiter sunglasses outro]
[outtakes:] But the money kept falling into my whale aquarium. [points downward towards whale tank] I'm not referring to my butt as my whale aquarium. Yet.
This is the first Explosion Wednesday.
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