Discontinuity Song

From Wheezy Wiki

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Transcript

[slides in/singing rug]
Oh hey beardlovers! Fancy seeing you here not really here in my bedroom.
[now wearing a suit coat] I wanted to tell you guys one of my deepest darkest se... Oh wait, was I not wearing a suit coat in the other shot? Let's check.
[Craig from the other shot looks down. He's not wearing a suit coat:] Uh oh.
[Craig in the suit coat.] That's a continuity error. I'm mildly embarrassed. Let's check this angle.
[turns to alternate camera angle. He's naked. He looks down and gasps.] Now I'm really embarrassed. [His face turns red. Really really red.]
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
Ah, it's not like you guys are gonna notice the continuity errors anyway.
Are you kidding me? You guys notice everything. You guys are NUTS. NUTS! Let's sing a song about it.
[Music plays]
[Turns to alternate camera angle. Is now wearing huge sunglasses. Points to them and sings.] It once was there [turns to main camera angle]
[Still pointing but no glasses] But now it's gone,
It's the Discontinuity Song.
Look at my face, look at my boogers.
[He's got something on his nose] Now my nose is dipped in sugar.
[Outside] Now I'm outside on the sidewalk,
[Pans to him in a hot dog suit] What the hell? I'm in a hot dog.
[Back inside] Now I'm inside eating bread. [Points to piece of bread he's eating]
[Bread is much less eaten in this shot] Hey, look at that. There's a lot more bread.
People love to point out mistakes, [Craig pulls down a picture of David Hasselhoff that's on wall behind him]
Don't they know how much my heart breaks?
[Standing in kitchen] I want your love and your affection,
[Turns to another angle] Hey wasn't that knife board pointed in the other direction? [Arrow points to knives]
Look at this shirt. [rotates]
[Now wearing a different shirt] Now look at this shirt. [rotates]
[Now wearing a different shirt, his Snow sweatshirt] Now look at this shirt. [rotates]
[Now wearing shirt he was wearing at beginning of video] Now look at this shirt.
Holding maraca [holds up maraca]
[turns to alternate camera angle. Instead of maraca, he's holding dinosaur toy.] Now it's a t-rex,
Spraying Binaca, [sprays Binaca into his mouth]
Now it's Windex. [now holding a bottle of Windex]
Now it's time to do a handstand. [walks up to the wall]
Holy *ding* where's my pants, man? [He's in his boxers. Does a handstand.]
[Wearing a pink hat] People love to point out mistakes, [takes off hat and puts his hand on his chest]
[Turns to alternate camera angle. His hand is on the wrong side of his chest.] Don't they know how much my heart breaks? [He moves his hand to match the previous shot]
[chewing gum] I need your love, I need more than that [takes gum out of his mouth and turns to alternate camera angle]
There may be a time I'm suddenly wearing a hat. [Points to his head, which doesn't have a hat on it.]
Wearin' a... [turns to another camera angle and points to his head] ... hat. [Still no hat.]
[Turns to another camera angle] Wearin' a... hat. [Points to his head. Still no hat.]
[Turns to main camera angle, chewing gum.] Wearin' a hat. [Points. No hat. Shakes his head.]
Maybe I won't be wearin' a hat. [Chews gum]
Discontinuity soooooong. [Chews gum. Takes gum out of his mouth]
[Fade out]
[song over]
So that was some awesome music I wrote, huh? Hehe. I didn't write it. I wrote the lyrics, but I used my new iPhone app called LaDiDa and I just sang into it, and it automatically made the music behind it.
[Wearing headphones and holding his phone] Here. I'll show you how it works.
[Touches phone and sings] I think the coffee's done. I think the coffee's done. I love it when the coffee's done. Yeah yeah yeah unh baby!
Then I'll just hit Play while I go get the coffee.
[The song plays as Craig dances into the kitchen. Comes back, still dancing.]
I haven't found a dancing app yet.
Where'd my coffee mug go? That was a bit discontinuous. [Laughs]
[Viewer-submitted wink (game sound)]
[Wheezy Waiter sunglasses outro]
[Craig plays on his iPhone. Matt walks in from the kitchen with a guitar, drags a chair up to Craig.] Hey Craig, I came up with a riff for that song you wrote about love.
[Craig:] What?
[Matt sits:] It goes like this. {He plays guitar and sings:] There's nothing I love more than love. [Craig shakes his head.] There's nothing I love more than love. No way.
[Craig:] Whoa! I took care of it. I got software.
[The LaDiDa version of the song plays. We hear Craig singing:] There's nothing I love more than love, baby.
[Matt:] Well, I guess I've been rendered unnecessary. [throws guitar out of frame. gets up, knocks chair over, and walks out, crying.]
[Craig:] That's Matt. He's in my band.
[Matt walks out onto the sidewalk, crying, and wearing a hot dog suit. Stomps his foot.] What the hell? I'm in a hot dog! [Walks away crying]

Recurring elements

singing rug, beardlovers, alternate camera angle, turning red from embarrassment, song, hot dog suit, snow sweatshirt, *ding*, handstand, "I love it when the coffee's done!", wink

External links

Discontinuity Song on YouTube