Dinosaurs vs Robots
|"Dinosaurs vs Robots"|
|Original Upload date||March 18, 2010|
|Intro||Wheezy beard intro|
|Wink submitted by||taekwondoshorty3|
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[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
Ah, according to my hairy wrist, we're already a minute into this video. Time flies when you're a jerk. You know what time it is? It's time for another [Craig and a clone wielding a gun argue silently in background as a title and voiceover announce the segment:] Argument of the day! [Craig punches the clone.] Again with Mitchell Davis and Kyle Sibert.
Today's topic... umm... dinosaurs versus robots. Robots are better.
[Mitchell:] What? Did you say robots? No! Dinosaurs trump robots by a kajillion. Here's one great reason.
[Kyle:] A t-rex saved the lives of the family in Jurassic Park.
[Mitchell:] You know what a robot woulda done? Woulda cleaned the bathrooms. Woulda been [imitates a robot] 'beep boop beep boop I'm gonna let you die.'
[Craig:] First of all, they were not a family. Dr. Grant was not the baby papa and Dr. Sattler was not the baby mama of those kids. Secondly, the t-rex saved them from a velociraptor, which was another dinosaur. Thirdly, it was an animatronic t-rex, a robot dinosaur. So even if it was awesome, it was because it was a robot. If it wasn't awesome, though, it was because it was a dinosaur. Oh, and if you haven't seen Jurassic Park, um, spoiler! If I had a robot, he would have told you that already.
[Mitchell:] Also, I'm pretty sure that when I was a child, I was saved by a pterodactyl.
[Kyle:] No. No he wasn't.
[Mitchell:] It happened.
[Craig:] I fell in love with a robot. [exhales deeply] There it is. I wish I could say I didn't know at first but I knew. I knew the whole time. It was one of those little Robby the Robot toys. I don't think a dinosaur is capable of love. Except for the love of eating you. Which is not a relationship I'm interested in getting into. Again.
[Mitchell:] Dinosaurs can go [imitates a dinosaur] rawwwr rawwwr.
[Craig:] Robots can go [imitates a robot] beep boop boop boop beep boop boop boop.
[Mitchell, imitating a dinosaur:] Rawwwr rawwwr.
[Craig, imitating a robot:] Beep boop boop boop beep boop boop boop.
[Side by side video of Mitchell imitating a dinosaur and Craig imitating a robot, both on a continuous loop.]
[A third video square of a continuous loop of Craig imitating a robot saying:] Bzzz.
[A fourth video square of a loop of Mitchell imitating a robot:] Beep boop beep boop I'm gonna let you die.
[Craig:] So. I guess we can agree then that robots are better?
[Mitchell laughs, then yells:] Okay WHEEZY! DINOSAURS ARE BETTER. [laughs] And it just makes me so angry that you don't think that they're better!! Dude, I don't feel good. [Mitchell gets up to leave, upset] I don't feel good now.
[Viewer-submitted wink (ding)]
[Wheezy Waiter sunglasses outro]
[Title on screen: Thank You to: Mitchell Davis Kyle Sibert of youtube.com/livelavalive]
[Kyle:] I think that about wraps it up, Craigory.
[Mitchell:] Basically, I mean...
[Kyle:] Dinosaurs rule.
[Mitchell:] Dinosaurs. Robots. [makes a scale with his hands. Mimes that one side is heavier.] We are awesome.
[Kyle:] So it was a scale.
[Mitchell:] It was a scale, yeah, and we were heavier so we won.
[Kyle:] I think that was a little misleading.
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