|Original Upload date||March 20, 2009|
|Intro||Wheezy beard intro|
|Wink submitted by||iamthemaster2|
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
Good morning scrufflovers.
[singing, playing guitar]
When I was in liquid form
Couldn't tell if I was you or I
I was just batter
I could've been a pie.
I could've been breakfast
In a beautiful world
Pancakes are so special
I wish I was special
But I'm a crepe,
I'm a weird dough,
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here.
Like Tic Tac is to Certs,
[whispers:] I'm the Tic Tac
Like doughnuts are to holes,
[whispers:] I'm the holes
Like Snickers is to bite-size Snickers,
[whispers:] I think you get the idea.
Like homes are to smaller homes.
I'm a crepe [eating a bowl of cereal]
I'm.... [song ends abruptly]
What? I'm not gonna make a crepe. I don't have the time or ingredients. Oh *shirt* it's Free Bagel Friday.
[music starts again as Craig's boss walks up to the bagels. Craig walks up.]
[Craig:] Give me that bagel.
[Craig's boss:] Whatever makes you happy.
[Craig:] Really? That's nice.
[Craig's boss:] Whatever you want.
[Craig:] Wow, what's gotten into you today? Why are you being so nice?
[Craig's boss:] You're so *ding*in' special.
[Craig:] Okay, that wasn't very nice. [Craig punches his boss, who goes flying, knocking over everything in the vicinity.]
Hey iamthemaster, could you wink for me and tell me what the weather was like a few months ago?
[Winker:] Hi Wheezy Waiter, it's snowing like a mother*ding*er over here. [wink (ding)]
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[Craig's boss:] I wish I was special.
In the Free Bagel Friday segment, Craig's boss' lines are timed perfectly to match the music that plays in the background, and they are lines from the song.
Video was inspired by a comment from @phampants on a previous video a month prior.
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