Craig Ave.

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"Craig Ave."
WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 346
Original Upload date July 6, 2010
Running time 0:03:19
Intro Wheezy beard intro
Outro sunglasses outro
Wink submitted by KingOfKings1326
Great People
Guests: Molly Lewis
Todd (Toddly00)
Featured Clones
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[slides in/singing rug] Hey beardlovers. I got up super extra bright and early today cause I got... [falls asleep and snores]
[slides in/singing rug] Hey beardlovers. I got up really super extra bright and early cause... [falls asleep, snoring]
[slides in/singing rug] Hey beardlovers. I got up exceedingly early because... [falls asleep, snoring]
[slides in/singing rug] [He's asleep and snoring]
[slides in/singing rug] Hey beardlovers. I got up really early [starts tipping over] this morning cause I have to take a flight to California. Nailed it! [tips over, asleep, snoring]
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
So today's a travel day. I wish I could just be there with the blink... [He blinks and he's in a different location.] ...blink of an eye. [Looks around] Holy crap! Where am I? And where are those dogs?
[Sign that says Craig Ave.] That's... that's my name! This is my street! [Craig stands underneath the sign. A woman with a hoodie walks by.] Hey! [points to sign] Craig Avenue! I'm Craig! This is my street! [She doesn't stop.]
Can you tell me what town I'm in?
[A guy, walking by:] *Ding* you!
L.A.! Okay. Thank you. [walks away]
[Title on screen: one day later]
[Craig looks like he's in a garage] I finally made it to a friend's house. See? These are his weights. [points to the weights] This is my friend. [points to a picture of a really insanely muscled body builder] [looks down at himself] My friend makes me feel bad about myself.
Sorry, didn't get a chance to upload a video yesterday because of all the awesome California. Awesomefornia? Califawesome?
Places I went. Like a natural history museum. [closeup of an stuffed animal in the museum (an ostrich?). Craig is staring at it. It is staring at the camera. Intercuts between the two of them, staring at each other. *Ding* as Craig blinks and loses the staring contest.] Grrr!
[Craig rubs something.] Hmm. So that's what stone feels like.
[Shoots a stuffed bear and provides the voice:] I'm an angry bear! GRRR!
[Shoots another bear that's standing up and provides the voice:] Guys, I got no idea what's going on.
[Wolves] Team Jacob display.
[Butterflies on some flowers] Some hot butterfly on flower action. Pollenate that flower. Oooh! [Text on screen: Afterwarning: NSFW] I hope your boss doesn't see you watching this.
And in conclusion... [Craig, in front of the natural history museum, leaps in the air, kicks, does some punches:] Now THAT's natural history! [Does a cartwheel]
Also went to the California Science Center and finally learned something I've been trying to figure out for years.
[Craig standing in front of a display about Human Reproduction. Turns to camera.] Really?
And in another conclusion...
[In front of the California Science Center, Craig leaps into the air, gesticulates wildly and ends with a thumbs-up] That's science!!
[gasps] I left Ty at home all by himself. I wonder what mischief he's getting into.
[Opening credits. Music plays as Ty, wearing a blonde wig and black moustache and carrying an automatic rifle, enters Craig's apartment. As he says the following line, the words appear on the screen as the opening titles:] Hi. I'm Ty. [Pulls off wig and moustache] I'm just a regular guy. [Notices he still has the rifle raised. Lowers it.]
[Title on screen: Home Alone]
[Ty sits at the kitchen table;} Craig's in Los Angeles and I'm in his apartment. [turns to another camera angle] Craig's in Los Angeles and I'm in his apartment?!! [stares into camera excitedly. Unbuttons the top button on his shirt. Then goes back to having no expression.]
[End credits. Music plays as Ty says to the camera (and words appear on the screen as end titles):] I'm just a regular guy.
I'll try to keep you up to date every day that I'm out here but there are a lot of distractions. [Craig doing weights.] Oh! Feel the burn! No pain no gain!
Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go find out where Scarlett Johansson lives. [slaps and then kisses his bicep as he walks away from camera]
[Viewer-submitted wink (ding)]
[Wheezy Waiter sunglasses outro]
[Craig doing weights] Go big or go home! A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush! Freedom isn't free! If this van's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'.
[Text on screen: Thanks to: Molly, Toddly & Chris (their links in the doobly-doo)]
[Shot of the street sign of Craig Ave. at the intersection of Craig Ave. and Walnut St. Text on screen: But I'm allergic to walnuts! :O ]

Recurring elements

singing rug, beardlovers, dinging eyelids, Ty the Regular Guy, Scarlett Johansson, wink, doobly-doo


Girl in the hoodie - Molly Lewis
Guy who says *ding* you - Todd (Toddly00)

External links

Craig Ave. on YouTube
Ty the Regular Guy on Facebook