Comment Tiiiiiiiiiiiime

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"Comment Tiiiiiiiiiiiime"
WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 289
Original Upload date April 9, 2010
Running time 0:03:03
Intro Wheezy beard intro
Outro sunglasses outro
Wink submitted by SuperMytest
Great People
Guests: Mike Benedetto
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[slides in/singing rug]
Hey beardlovers. I know all the tricks. Freeze frame! Reverse shot! Upside down shot. Steven Spielberg in E.T.'s warm flannel embrace shot. Back to normal. How did that E.T. shot get in there?
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
So WTF [text on screen: Welcome To Friday] or as Craig with a Wig would say...
[Craig with a Wig:] Friday's fun because it's the end of the work week. I hate work. I hate fun.
[Theme song:] He's Craigity Craig, Craig with a Wig. [Craig with a Wig smiles] [toy piano key]
Hey, guess what? It's comment time. [Turns to alternate camera angle with a guitar in his hand. Plays guitar and sings:] It's comment time [Turns back to main camera angle] This is the theme for comment time that I'll only use once.
jwinkla 7 writes [shows comment] yo Craig, I noticed that you had a yellow cup in your room and now it's not there. Frown! [Craig mimics the :( emoticon at the end of the comment] What? My yellow cup teleports. I have no idea what you're talking about at all. [Points to the yellow cup which has been disappearing and reappearing during his answer to the comment. Audience laughter. Craig turns to alternate camera angle to acknowledge the audience's reaction.] Thank you. Thank you. Okay, stop. [The audience laughter ends] Okay, more. [The audience laughter resumes] Okay, stop. [And ends. Craig turns back to main camera angle.]
jordashvivy writes [shows comment, which is an emoticon] Oh no. [Craig sighs, stands up, tilts his head to mimic the emoticon that looks like this :))))))))))))))))) His smile is repeated ten times to mimic the repetitive smiles.] That's what I call a mouthful! [Audience laughter. He turns to alternate camera angle.] Oh just stop it! [Audience laughter stops. He turns to main camera angle.]
[Plays guitar and sings:] This is the end of comment tiiiiiiiiiiii..... [As he holds the "i" in "time" for 35 seconds, Craig turns to alternate camera angle, back to main camera angle, to alternate camera angle again, back to main camera angle. He takes a sip from the yellow cup, throws the cup over his shoulder, turns to alternate camera angle and eats Saltines, turns back to main camera angle, grabs duct tape, puts the tape over his mouth, rips tape off, turns to alternate camera angle, does a slow blink, shows the Spielberg and E.T. flannel embrace picture again, turns back to main camera angle] ....iiiiime.
Oh *shirt* it's Free Bagel Friday.
[Craig's boss walks up to the bagel area. Craig walks up too.]
[Craig:] Gimme that.... [sniffs the air]
[Craig's boss recoils a little in surprise.]
[Craig sniffs the air again.]
[Craig's boss sniffs his shirt.]
[Craig:] I think the coffee's done.
[Craig's boss leans into camera:] You love it when the coffee is done.
[Craig:] Don't tell me what to love! [punches his boss, who flies through the air, landing on floor. Craig grabs the bagel and walks away.]
[Craig's boss:] Love is a dangerous thing.
[Winker (supermytest):] Hey! Craig! Come on, you don't have to punch your boss in the face. Have one of these. [holds up a bagel and hands it towards camera] Happy Free Bagel Friday.
[Craig:] Too late, kid. [holds up his own bagel]
[Craig's boss:] I can't feel my legs.
[Winker (supermytest):] Your boss might want some of these. [hands crutches to the camera. He winks (ding)]
[Wheezy Waiter sunglasses outro]
[Craig plays guitar and sings:] This is the end of comment tiiiiiiiii... [coughs] Mmuh.
[Craig punches his boss, but the swing doesn't make contact (Mike doesn't move his head.) Craig and his boss starts laughing.]
[Craig:] You didn't do it.
[Craig's boss:] I know.
[They both laugh]
[Craig's boss:] Alright.
[Craig:] That one might go on the blooper reel.
[They laugh.]

Recurring elements

singing rug, beardlovers, Craig with a Wig, comments, alternate camera angle, laugh track, emoticon expression, *shirt*, Free Bagel Friday, "I love it when the coffee's done!", wink, outtakes

External links

Comment Tiiiiiiiiiiiime on YouTube