Coffee did a bad thing?

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"Coffee did a bad thing?"
WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 390
2010
Original Upload date September 15, 2010
Running time 0:03:18
Intro Wheezy beard intro
Outro sunglasses outro
Wink submitted by iammisanthropic
Featured Clones
Episode chronology
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"I Love it When the Coffee's Done"
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Transcript

[starts sliding in/slides out/singing rug] [starts sliding in/slides out/singing rug] [starts sliding in/slides out/singing rug] [starts sliding in/slides out/singing rug] Hey beardlov... [starts sliding in/slides out/singing rug] Hey beard... [slides in/singing rug] Hey beard EXPLOSION!
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
[sings] It's WEDNESDAY, WEDNESDAY, EXPLOSION WEDNESDAY! I think perhaps if I make it a thing I'm not one hundred percent sure about that yet. [Explosion]
Hang on! Just wait. Hang on! Wait wait wait a second! I need to make a deposit in my Sky Bank. [Takes money out of his wallet.] Investment is the best mint. Actually, I kinda like spearmint too. It's a toss-up. Just like my money. [Throws money into air. The eagle, flying overhead, catches the money in its beak.]
Agh! The eagle's still up there! [gasps. Pulls out pen. Craig mouths something. Text on screen: exploding pen. He throws exploding pen into the sky. The eagle dodges it.] I missed! Anyway, in explosion news...
[A clone enters:] Alright, listen up, original Craig. I'm sick of you bossing us clones around. It's time for you to die! [raises knife. Explodes as exploding pen falls back into the room.]
The exploding pen got him. [looks up] Thank you, eagle. My failed attempt at trying to kill you saved my life. How can I ever repay you? Oh here, I'll give you some food. [Throws another pen into the sky. The eagle dodges it again.]
Gah! Missed again! Where was I? Let's check on some explosion news.
[Another clone enters:] Yippee! It's time for me to go do some chores! [The exploding pen, falling back into the room, explodes the clone.]
Alligator's gonna be hungry today.
Okay, explosion news! [shows article] Chandra finds evidence of stellar cannibalism. Evidence that a star has recently engulfed a companion star or a giant planet has been found. From my own estimation, it probably looked like something like this. [Explosion] That's really all I got.
[Continues reading:] Stars like the sun expand and shed their outer layers. Our sun, for example, is expected to swell so that it nearly reaches or possibly engulfs Earth.
Pssssh. Hee hee. [laughs] Oooh! Yeah, right. [The hot burning sun enters Craig's apartment, looming right over him. He leans backwards in fear.] Aaaah! Hot hot! You win! You win! Hot! You win! Okay! Okay! Okay! [The sun retreats. Craig pants.] The sun is great. [Drawing in his notebook and singing] I love the sun. I love the sun. [Holds up his drawing. It's a drawing of the sun smiling with words written underneath: Help Me!] [banjo face]
At least the sun probably burnt up that eagle. [The eagle flies overhead with the money still its mouth. It squawks.] What, are you made of adamantium?
In the comments, BoomBoomcherrycherry writes [shows comment] I cried when I saw the title.
Gladly, you're even lying!
[Continues to read comment:] Sadly I'm not even lying.
Oh. What's so sad about the title of yesterday's video? It's just called "I Love it When the Coffee's Done." [starts crying. sad music plays.] Okay, you're right. You're right. I love coffee. [crying] I love coffee. Nothing can go wrong when you drink coffee.
In other news, [shows article] BLAST coffee machines turned off.
What?
[Reads article] Supermarket giant Sainsbury's has switched off all its coffee machines of the type that EXPLODED in one of its stores.
Whaaaat? Coffee did a bad thing? [sniffs] I suddenly forgot what I was upset about because the coffee's done. I love it when the coffee's done! [gets up and hurries to the kitchen] Yaaaaay! [grabs coffee pot and pours coffee into his mug] No need to worry. This coffee maker's made by Sainsbury's. I... I mean, it's made by Sainsbury's. Haha. No no. It's... it's made by Sainsbury's. [sigh] This coffee maker's gonna explode, isn't it? Wait for it. Oh maybe it's not gonna ex... [Coffee maker explodes. It and Craig disappear.]
[Viewer-submitted wink (ding)]
[Wheezy Waiter sunglasses outro]
[Craig is propelled into the sky:] Whooooaaaaaaa! [He punches the eagle, who drops his money.] Well, that was convenient. [Craig lands back in his kitchen.] That's two eagle punches in two days. Nice! Oh! [His money falls from above.] Got my dollar back. You ate my dollar back, bird. That didn't make any sense. [Something else falls as well and lands on the kitchen table.] Did you just lay an egg on my kitchen table? Eagles are jerks.
[Closeup of kitchen table. A dollar and a cracked egg sit inches apart.]

Recurring elements

singing rug, Explosion Wednesday, Sky Bank, eagle, exploding pens, clone, alligator pit, headlines, angry sun, banjo face, comments, "I love it when the coffee's done!", wink

Firsts

This is the first appearance of the angry sun.

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External links

Coffee did a bad thing? on YouTube