|Original Upload date||September 22, 2009|
|Intro||Wheezy beard intro|
|Wink submitted by||
Alex Day (nerimon)|
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
[Craig pops up from amidst the clutter on his floor.]
Oh hey beardlovers.
So as many of you know I often invest in a Sky Bank. Flashback.
[clip of old video:] Another good way to save money is if you're really strong like me you throw it up in the air [throws money up in the air] and it doesn't come back down for days. I had my ceiling removed.
But yesterday you saw me invest in my... well... clutter. Flashback.
[clip of yesterday's video:] What am I gonna do with this extra change? [throws it into the pile of clutter]
A few of you took issue with that in the comments. [shows comments from MooCow3202 and worthlesspeon13]
Well, I hate to break it to you but clutter has a higher return rate right now. Not only have I found eight times as much change as I threw in, but I also found Indiana Jones Raiders of the Lost Ark [holds up DVD], a Cheeto, a haircut [points to his head]... don't ask.... and [sound of baby crying] apparently a baby, which some of you think sounds like a cat. [shows comments by imzUnicorn and jkimisyellow] So maybe it's a cat baby. And I don't mean a kitten. I'm talking about mutants here. So caby or babat. I don't... I don't know.
Speaking of odd things, some of you may know I won a contest to become a Ford Fiesta agent along with 99 other people in the United States, meaning I drive around a Ford Fiesta for 6 months. Well, I recently found an interesting feature on the car. Because of that, I edited together this little feature to show you my experience. About the feature. It's a feature feature. This is gonna take us to the end so let's do the winks first. Winks then feature feature.
[Two wink videos side by side. Winkers wink (ding).]
[shot of Fiesta] [Craig, getting in the car:] Getting in the ol' Fiesta. [shuts door. sees a button on dash.] What's that button do? [presses it. Alex Day (Nerimon) is now sitting in the passenger seat.]
[Craig:] Who the hell are you?
[Alex:] Hi, I'm Alex. I come free with every Fiesta. [puts his hand out for shaking. Craig shakes his hand.]
[Craig:] Uh... are you English?
[Alex:] Yeah, I am. Yeah.
[Craig:] Where... where are you... where are you from?
[Alex leans back against the seat:] Well, from London originally. Born and raised. 20 years of life...
[Kristina Horner (italktosnakes) gets into her Fiesta, shuts door, puts on seatbelt, presses button]
[Alex, now in her car:] And then... oh... hi.
[Craig sitting alone:] Hey, where'd my English dude go?
[Kristina, to Alex:] Where have you been?
[Alex:] This weird bearded guy pressed the button. You know what happens...
[Kristina:] Well, it's good to have you back.
[Kristina's car drives off.]
[Alan (fallofautumndistro) gets into his car.]
[Alan:] Think I'll call my English guy. [presses button. looks at passenger seat. No one appears. Presses button many more times, frustrated. Sticks his head out window to look at his car.] Oh. Right. Not a Fiesta.
[wheezywaiter.com youtube.com/wheezywaiter outro]
[Title on screen: Thanks to:]
[Title on screen: Alan Lastufka youtube.com/fallofautumndistro. Kristina Horner youtube.com/italktosnakes. Alex Day youtube.com/nerimon]
[Voiceover by Craig:] Okay, that was more like a really short featurette but this is the internet and it was free so nnnyah.
Also, it's really easy to transfer money from the Sky Bank to the Clutter Bank. [Money falls from above. Lands in clutter.] Yeah.
caby or babat = cat baby
Clutterbank on YouTube